What's In My CD Player
In a shameless theft of intellectual property from Trouble, this is what's in my CD player right now:
Banditos, by The Refreshments
Just how far down do you want to go
We can talk it out over a cup of joe
And you can look deep in my eyes
Like I was a super-model
Uh huh
It's just you and me baby
No one else we can trust
We'll say nuthin to no one
No how or we'll bust
Never crack a smile or flinch or cry
For nobody
Uh huh
Well give your ID card to the border guard
Your alias says you Captain Jean Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
Cause she won't speak english any ways
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divy up there
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
But I got the pistols
So I get the Pesos
And that seems fair
We'll put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
Slash the deputy's tires
They won't get very far
When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up
Uh huh
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divy up there
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
But I got the pistols
So I get the Pesos
And that seems fair
That seems fair!
-----
Half Breed, by Cher
My father married a pure Cherokee
My mother's people were ashamed of me
The indians said I was white by law
The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw"
[CHORUS:]
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
Half-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born
We never settled, went from town to town
When you're not welcome you don't hang around
The other children always laughed at me "Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee"
[Repeat Chorus]
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
My life since then has been from man to man
But I can't run away from what I am
[Repeat chorus]
------
The Baywatch Theme, by David Hasselhoff
Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender's in sight..
Don't you worry!
Its gonna be alright
'cause I'm always ready,
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
In us we all have the power
But sometimes its so hard to see
And instinct is stronger than reason
It's just human nature to me..
Don't you worry!
Its gonna be alright
'cause I'm always ready,
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
'Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight!
I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
Forever and always
I'm always here.
What's in your CD player right now?
Banditos, by The Refreshments
Just how far down do you want to go
We can talk it out over a cup of joe
And you can look deep in my eyes
Like I was a super-model
Uh huh
It's just you and me baby
No one else we can trust
We'll say nuthin to no one
No how or we'll bust
Never crack a smile or flinch or cry
For nobody
Uh huh
Well give your ID card to the border guard
Your alias says you Captain Jean Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
Cause she won't speak english any ways
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divy up there
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
But I got the pistols
So I get the Pesos
And that seems fair
We'll put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
Slash the deputy's tires
They won't get very far
When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up
Uh huh
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divy up there
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
But I got the pistols
So I get the Pesos
And that seems fair
That seems fair!
-----
Half Breed, by Cher
My father married a pure Cherokee
My mother's people were ashamed of me
The indians said I was white by law
The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw"
[CHORUS:]
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
Half-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born
We never settled, went from town to town
When you're not welcome you don't hang around
The other children always laughed at me "Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee"
[Repeat Chorus]
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
My life since then has been from man to man
But I can't run away from what I am
[Repeat chorus]
------
The Baywatch Theme, by David Hasselhoff
Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender's in sight..
Don't you worry!
Its gonna be alright
'cause I'm always ready,
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
In us we all have the power
But sometimes its so hard to see
And instinct is stronger than reason
It's just human nature to me..
Don't you worry!
Its gonna be alright
'cause I'm always ready,
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
'Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight!
I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
Forever and always
I'm always here.
What's in your CD player right now?
Comments
I'm listening to Ode to Billy Joe.