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Hi, my name is Annie and I am a Christian. I love Jesus with all my heart, and I love all other Christians as myself. Please feel free to join in the discussions and if you have any questions about Jesus or God or Christianity, don't hesitate to ask.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Lite-Brite :)



I got a Lite-Brite today, for free, in the box, with tons of paper and a margerine container full of pegs. :)

It's just like being 6 again. :)

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Is Hana Beach a Nude Beach?



I totally forgot that it was HNT day today/morrow, and didn't have time to get creative. So, here's just a normal shot of me in a normal shirt.

I'm not really naked, I know, but you can see my belly button. :D

Monday, July 17, 2006

Lake of Blood



I took this picture through the lens of my sunglasses.

I like it. It makes me remember that Israel can go fuck itself, but at least Jesus is coming back soon.

It's One Way To Cool Down!



It's too hot to live, so I went to the lake to catch the breeze.

This kid is insane. It's a pretty far drop and the waves weren't tiny. His lips were blue and he was shivering. But he was more than happy to jump for my camera.

And he wasn't sweating to death. :)

I Found Money!!!!!@@!#!#!



I live very close to a convenience store and people are always throwing their trash on my lawn. So a little while ago I was going to the store myself, grumbling about "those damn kids" and how I need to pick up the trash.

Then I saw it, just lying there. Just like in the above dramatization, a one hundred dollar bill!!!!!!!! Can you believe it? Usually all I find are empty dime bags and candy wrappers!!!

I'm rich! I could buy 100 things at the dollar store! Well, there would be tax, but I could still buy a ton of crap!

I could buy a billion penny candies! A 100 pound box of something that costs a dollar a pound!!! WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!

Oh, what to do with my new found fortune?!! Be good, be bad, pay a bill, go to the Casino.....decisions decisions!!!

Tree Frog



He thinks I won't be able to find him if he stays really, really still. Sometimes he's right. :)

Friday, July 14, 2006

Magic Rock Road



I went for a walk today down the old tracks to the bridge. (I call it Magic Rock Road, because there are very pretty rocks there, and because I do things like that) I don't like the bridge, you can see the water through the ties and it discombobulates me. I start to get really dizzy and stuff, so I don't go out on it very far. But as I was walking back off the bridge, I glanced to the other side and was privileged to see this:



My camera isn't the greatest, but I think you should be able to see the nest. Cool isn't it?? :)

Silly Kitty



I think my cat is crazy!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Name that Tree



This very big, very beautiful tree is in my yard. I have no idea what it is. It gets tons of hard little green balls that fall all over the place. Anyone have any idea what kind of tree this is?

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Cuddles

Happy HNT!
Happy HNT!

With a pillow like this who needs a man??? ;)

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Vestigal Penises

You know what I heard? I heard that Teresa Neilsen Hayden has one! It's what I heard. I heard she has big bulging muscles too, but like they're on her back and stuff. Sort of like humps. That's what they're saying, anyway.

I don't know if it's true, and it's probably not, but doesn't the thought just make you want to puke on your shoes???? Why wouldn't she get it removed??? Take hormones, something. The ewwww factor on drippy, half-erect vestigal penises is like astronomical....string theory astronomical, all ten dimentions puking at once kinda deal!!!!

Gross me out!!!

Monday, July 10, 2006

Mail Bag

Dear Annie,

Ever since my Husband left us, I've felt abandoned by love. I seem to exist on two levels, the level that society sees me as, a good mother and loving person, and the level on which I see myself, unwanted, unloved and a failure. I feel such an emptiness inside, an aching emtiness that nothing can fill, not my children, not my friends, not anything. I really don't know who I am anymore. Lately at night I've started going for drives after the kids are in bed. I drive along the hiway for miles, stopping in each town for fast food. I live in fear each day that I'm going to do it again, and I promise myself I won't. But after the kids are asleep, the house seems so empty, and I don't know what to do with myself except cry. I pace the rooms, I look in the closets for what, I don't know. Eventually I grab the keys as if it's not me doing it, as if I'm watching myself from across the room, and I get in the car and drive.

Sometimes I think I'll just keep driving, just go away to where no one knows me, no one knows how much of a failure I am, I'll drive until I hit the ocean and then, I don't know....I'll dye my hair, I'll get a job as a waitress, I'll fall in love with a stranger at sunset, sitting in a small cafe....I'll be myself. But then I remember the kids and I feel so horrible about even thinking these things that I take the first exit and start eating. I'm gaining a lot of weight Annie, people have been noticing. I know I need help, please, Annie, help me to help myself.

Hiway Mom


Dear Hiway Mom,

First, here is the (((hug))) you so desperately need.

Second, you need to stand naked in front of the mirror and ask yourself a few questions. I mean, if you drove to your beach right now, if you actually had the GUTS to do it...who the hell would want to look at a fat cow like you in a bathing suit? What stranger wants to fall in love with a woman who stuffs her face constantly because she can't handle the fact that her no good piece of shit Husband has abandoned her? You want his love?? NO. You want to give him yours and have him accept it. He doesn't want your love, get OVER it.

So he's gone. GOOD! Dye your hair, what's stopping you? Join a gym. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, all you're doing is making everyone sick. You don't think people are talking about you? Your "good friends" will be talking the most. I sure hope you haven't confided your little secret to anyone but me. This is the kind of thing that can ruin your chances of re-marrying.

Now, GROW UP. You want to be a fat disgusting SINGLE mother for ever? Because that is exactly where you are heading. If you want to keep indulging your selfish desires and feeling sorry for yourself, go ahead. No one else feels sorry for you, you need to get that into your head. They don't feel sorry for you because what you are doing, you are doing to yourself.

Do NOT give that man the satisfaction! You get in shape! You buy new clothes! You get yourself together and find yourself a decent man, get a killer pre-nuptual and stop being so helpless! This time, don't be stupid and look to "fall in love." Love is total bullshit. Look for someone who loves Jesus and who understands his role in the family and who takes that role seriously. I'd look at your Church, they have social groups for just this thing. Ask friends to help you find someone, but find someone before you're too fat to walk down the aisle. No one marries a waddler.

Love,

Annie

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Moonbird

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Know Any Good Jokes?

I don't have a good memory for jokes. About the only one I can ever remember is:

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts. :)

I like that joke, I heard it on Bizzare, years ago. Now that was a silly show, Super Dave, LOL!

Anyone know any good jokes? And try to keep them clean. I'm looking at you Woods. And you Shai. And Jex. Oh....well, just make sure they're funny! ;P

As The World Turns

The guy who played Detective Hal Munson killed himself. :( He shot himself in the head. I don't know what his problems were, but I do know that nothing is ever that bad.

I started watching the show with my mother when I was about 8. I stopped watching it last year but for a long time the people of Oakdale were like a family to me. This makes me sad.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Why Do You Love Me?

Hey all you cute little lurkers, why don't you ever post? You know who you are! You partake of my bloggy goodness but offer no new insight or thought! I want to hear what you have to say!

And I'm not talking to the freaks from Saudi and other Allah worshipping countries, who are here searching for the weirdest, sickest things you could imagine. You guy are SICK! SEEK HELP!

I'm talking to YOU! You obviously love me, you come here enough, tell me why!

(and i see you Woods! :P, don't make me get my mean on!)

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Hehehe

Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon are going on a hunger strike to end the war. Hehehehehehe! It's not even a real hunger strike, they just don't eat for 24 hours on certain days. :)

I guess those must be the days they do crack. :D

This is just disgusting, really. I mean, who the hell cares if either one of them starves to death?? How is this in any way going to effect any change? Hmmmmmm?? It's a joke, and a slap in the face to people who don't live with their heads up their asses.

It's just stoopid, it's like some really lame kind of Hollywood Ghandi complex. Who the hell do these people think they are? There are FAMILIES out there who didn't eat today, probably not too far from where these idiots live. That's just fucked. Here's a link to the stoopidity.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Voyeuristical Pigs!!!

I mean REALLY! I play a little bit with my friend Jex in the spirit of fun and then you assholes are being all fucking STOOPID about it as if it is something that is any of your business!

What is WRONG with you people? Huh? I mean, is it not enough to make up lame words and terms for your inbred little circle to get all hot and bothered over or to make stoopid posts about nothing?? Why do you have to bud in where it's none of your concern and try to embarrass me and Jex!?!?!?? YOU ALL SUCK! I can't even respond on your STOOPID blog!! Grow up and get lives!!!

Don't you have Emus to fuck or something?

You suck too Shoe, you lying liar. But then, you know you suck, and you must like sucking because you continue to suck even after promising that you won't suck anymore.

Monday, July 03, 2006

My New Phone Number

If anyone out there is interested in giving me a call, I've got a new number. Obviously I can't take every call I get, so I have a screening process in place to weed out the rejects.

Give me a call, let's chat!

(212) 479-7990

:)

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Grand Theft Auto-Liberty City

I am a HUGE fan of Vice City. I like to drive around at sunset, listening to the radio and stopping every now and then to kill a bunch of people with my flamethrower. It's a great stress reliever.

I've played San Andreas, I think that's what it's called, and it's pretty cool. But you can't buy it! Or I can't find it anywhere. The lady at Walmart, well ok, she was like 17, lol, said that they yanked it because of some cheat code that somehow magically sent you to a porn site. I said, "how??" and she said, oh, you know, they hacked it. :D

So I bought Liberty City. It's.....ok. Actually, it's a bit less than ok. Am I missing something?? It seems like they made it worse, but I've only played it a bit so far. It's boring.

And the radio suxx0rs.