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Monday, June 30, 2008

For AG

Advice For Obama ;)

Monday, June 23, 2008

Call For Artists

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Not Technically A Mailbag

This was a comment left on my How To Be A Good Christian Wife article, I've brought it here so that the advice I give might be able to help others in a similar situation.

NC Wife wrote:

Needing scripture to help me be a good christian wife when my husband is not a christian husband that would be pleasing to God. He works only as hard as he wants to and when he wants to. He is mean, curses and could care less about being a better husband. He goes to church almost every Sunday but complains about everyone there. I was trying to fix him but time and time again I was told to work on me. I work two jobs to provide for us and our 3 boys. I am faithful to my husband. However, I think of leaving him each and every day but I know that is me thinking and not God. So, I need some scripture to help me be a GOOD Christian wife even though my fresh is telling me other wise.

Dear NC Wife:

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? And what communion hath light with darkness?"

Get yourself a good divorce lawyer. Your Husband is not a Christian considering the way he treats you. He is to love you as Christ loved the Church. He is not to be harsh with you. He should praise you, be captivated by you. He is to be thankful for you, for you are a blessing to him from God. You don't need to worry, kick his ass to the curb. God understands.

I'd also like to add, that it is true, you can't fix him, you need to work on fixing you. However, this work is for you, not for him, so if anyone tells you that you need to submit to this asshole, they are not giving you Christian advice. They are trying to make things easier for this scumbag who is not obeying God's laws on how to treat his wife and I would run far and fast from ANY Church that only favors him in counselling simply because he is a man. God would NEVER want you to submit to this man as you submit to Christ. Ever. And why on earth would you ever think you need to?

So, you need to change in order to please God. Now pack his shit up and put it on the porch.

You And Whose Army?

I finally saw this movie last night. It was ok, good fight scenes, but I mean, read a history book before you write a script, SHEESH!

That said, Orlando Bloom looked uncharacteristically hot in this movie.

Friday, June 13, 2008

U Too Phat!

Under a national law that came into effect two months ago, companies and local governments must now measure the waistlines of Japanese people between the ages of 40 and 74 as part of their annual checkups. That represents more than 56 million waistlines, or about 44 percent of the entire population.

Those exceeding government limits — 33.5 inches for men and 35.4 inches for women, which are identical to thresholds established in 2005 for Japan by the International Diabetes Federation as an easy guideline for identifying health risks — and having a weight-related ailment will be given dieting guidance if after three months they do not lose weight. If necessary, those people will be steered toward further re-education after six more months

Japan, Seeking Trim Waists, Measures Millions

I love it. Further re-education. :) If that doesn't work, it's up against the wall!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Alaskan Stud Farm

Always Check
The Taken List

The best way to know exactly who is taken is by using the AlaskaMan's Box # which is unique to each individual. Keep checking on a regular basis.

Always check here before you attempt to contact one of our men. Hit the refresh button on your browser to make sure you are looking at our latest Taken List.

This amuses me. I remember something similar on Oprah years ago, might have been the same people, I can't bother looking it up, I'm too lazy. They don't let you see the men online, you have to buy the magazine for that. Which is good, because I'm not only lazy, I'm impulsive. ;) Can you imagine? Finding "husband material" through a stud farm in Alaska? Hehehe. Ok, I know it's not a stud farm, but it's close enough to make me laugh my ass off.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Hockey Night In Syria

This video pretty much says it all. Don't change the song, work it out!! I mean, REALLY! First you try to get rid of the other guy, whatshisface, now you want to get rid of what really amounts to being the second Canadian national anthem! Why? Money?

No one wants your stupid 100 grand, no one wants your stupid contest with your stupid royalties supporting whatever, everyone just wants the song to stay the same.

Get with the program!