Hi, my name is Annie and I am a Christian. I love Jesus with all my heart, and I love all other Christians as myself.
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Absolutely goddamn right.I mean, what the hell? This video is so wrong on so many levels, just so many levels. And on top of that, it makes no sense.Ok, apparently I'm wrong and it does make sense. The rough translation as translated by jerkface is:"I'm gonna hunt you down and do you, hunt you down and do you, hunt you down and do you, when I get out of this boat."Supposedly "pongo mi sombrero" is too filthy for him to even translate, but it's totally against the laws of God and nature.
And I DON'T CARE if you don't agree! And yes, I'm talking to you, Mr. Deadbolt fan. I'm going to play it non-stop all night now! And I'm going to SING!! LALALALALA!!! And just to piss you off, I think he looks kinda sweet, too! Oh, and if you don't start respecting my awesome taste in music, I'm going to start playing Celine Dion constantly, so you'll learn.
Edit to add: Ok, I like Deadbolt. They rock. But so does Bjork, even if she scares you. That's all I'm saying. Variety is the spice of life!
So Mr. Cali says to me today, did you hear the new AC/DC track, "When Hell freezes over" yet? I'm like, um, no. Then he starts singing it to me, "when Hell freezes over, I'll see you when Hell freezes over", and he even air guitared a solo, and i'm like nope, haven't heard it, when did you hear it?
Then he says, I didn't hear it, I just made it up. Then he started laughing his ass off. I gave him a good one in the gut.
Beautiful woman, beautiful singer, best thing about the Vice City car radio. In high school I was friends with a girl who had just moved from Italy. She had tons of records and we loved Umberto Tozzi, I used to be able to sing Gloria and Ti Amo phonetically. ;) I know Ti Amo is totally different in meaning in Italian, but oh well, it still sounds nice:
Is worthy of being locked in my basement.He can even eat crackers, I don't care. He played Simon on ATWT, I think he was on Farscape too but who pays attention. Edit to add, HOW FREAKING HOT IS THIS GUY??????????? Here he is on the island with Lily (who i LOVE), fuzzy pictures is mostly all I could find cept this one, but hey, it lives on in my memory. ;) Why don't I ever get stranded on a deserted island with a long-armed, dark-haired, sweet-looking Aussie?? Hmmm?
Live your life in Such a way that When your feet hit The floor in the morning... Satan shudders & says
'Oh Shit.....She's Awake!!!' Hehehe, my friend sent me that, I love it. As an aside, why the are the RCMP reading my blog? Hello Mr. Sexy!! (or Miss maybe, but let's hope for a Mr.) Do you look like the guy from Due South?? Can you send me pics?? In uniform and out, please. God Save the Queen!
I dunno if it's "better" than a looser in a harness smoking crack while wearing old film containers on his nipples, but it's kinda how I'd like to react if I saw someone doing that at Mardi Gras or somewhere. I wouldn't of course, because we live in a society, and because I can't throw a basketball that fast.
Remember this guy from the big gulp video ages ago?? He claims he doesn't do drugs. Hmmmmm. He has bristol board and a marker in this one. You don't need to really listen to him, but he's cute. Needs a haircut and a nicer shirt, but what nerd doesn't??
This is a hot Jewish guy who is in my kitchen right now. He is not a doctor. Notice how he's hot. And Jewish. But the Jewish means nothing to the hotness. Hot is universal, there are no special types, or variations. Jewish, Columbian, Dutch, if they are hot, they are hot. Hot means hot. It means, I would probably let (generic hot) him stick it in if I didn't know him.This has been a public service announcement.Oh and HappyHNT!
"From Don Knotts' portrayle of "Mr. Limpet" to the children's favorite "Nemo" and the tuna-pitching character in the "Sorry, Charlie" commercials, we all have seen fish that can talk. But that's just fiction, right?
Researchers say real fish can communicate with sound, too. And they say (the researchers, that is) that your speech skills and, in fact, all sound production in vertebrates can be traced back to this ability in fish. (You got your ears from fish, too.)"
The CW has confirmed that erstwhile Brenda Walsh Shannen Doherty will be reprising her role as one-half of Beverly Hills' best-loved Minnesota twins for a multiple-episode stint when the 90210 spinoff hits small screens this fall.
"We can't afford to be divided by race. We can't afford to be divided by region or by class and we can't afford to be divided by gender, which by the way, that means, Bernie, you've got to clean up your act next time," Obama said."This is a family affair. By the way, I'm just messing with you, man."
WTF?????? Any woman who votes for this sack of SHIT is OUT of the Sisterhood.
This was a comment left on my How To Be A Good Christian Wife article, I've brought it here so that the advice I give might be able to help others in a similar situation.
NC Wife wrote:
Needing scripture to help me be a good christian wife when my husband is not a christian husband that would be pleasing to God. He works only as hard as he wants to and when he wants to. He is mean, curses and could care less about being a better husband. He goes to church almost every Sunday but complains about everyone there. I was trying to fix him but time and time again I was told to work on me. I work two jobs to provide for us and our 3 boys. I am faithful to my husband. However, I think of leaving him each and every day but I know that is me thinking and not God. So, I need some scripture to help me be a GOOD Christian wife even though my fresh is telling me other wise.
Dear NC Wife:
"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteo…
Under a national law that came into effect two months ago, companies and local governments must now measure the waistlines of Japanese people between the ages of 40 and 74 as part of their annual checkups. That represents more than 56 million waistlines, or about 44 percent of the entire population.
Those exceeding government limits — 33.5 inches for men and 35.4 inches for women, which are identical to thresholds established in 2005 for Japan by the International Diabetes Federation as an easy guideline for identifying health risks — and having a weight-related ailment will be given dieting guidance if after three months they do not lose weight. If necessary, those people will be steered toward further re-education after six more months
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This amuses me. I remember something similar on Oprah years ago, might have been the same people, I can't bother looking it up, I'm too lazy. They don't let you see the men online, you have to buy the magazine for that. Which is good, because I'm not only lazy, I'm impulsive. ;) Can you imagine? Finding "husband material" through a stud farm in Alaska? Hehehe. Ok, I know it's not a stud farm, but it's close enough to make me laugh my ass off.
This video pretty much says it all. Don't change the song, work it out!! I mean, REALLY! First you try to get rid of the other guy, whatshisface, now you want to get rid of what really amounts to being the second Canadian national anthem! Why? Money?
No one wants your stupid 100 grand, no one wants your stupid contest with your stupid royalties supporting whatever, everyone just wants the song to stay the same.
"People always want something more than immediate joy or that deeper sense called happiness. This is one of the secrets by which we shape the fulfillment of our designs. The something more assumes amplified power with people who cannot give it a name or who (most often the case) do not even suspect it's existence. Most people only react unconsciously to such hidden forces. Thus, we have only to call a calculated something more into existence, define it and give it shape, then people will follow. "
Obama's mama might have been a herectic BG!!!! LOL.
So while braving the troll-infested haloscan of a certain site, I suggested to the earth-hating, wannabe war protesters that maybe they should get off their cheeto-fattened asses and go to Iraq to protest the presence of American troops "over there."
Sounds like a good idea, right? Put their money where their big stinky mouths are.
But nope, they are more needed here, to like protest earth hour while wondering how many ways they wouldn't fuck Anne Coulter. Busy busy busy!
So a bottom feeder troll pops up, and lo and behold they offer me a free trip to Iraq! Imagine that!!!
Of course I accepted the offer, with the condition that the tickets are purchased through lawyers and that I get to take a side trip to Petra, which is on the way and a place I've wanted to see my whole life.
Well, once the coward saw that I actually WANTED to go, of course he renegged and proved himself to be the typical liberal big fat liar.
I hate liberals, they lie, they get kicked out of bars, and t…
Call the roller of big cigars, The muscular one, and bid him whip In kitchen cups concupiscent curds. Let the wenches dawdle in such dress As they are used to wear, and let the boys Bring flowers in last month's newspapers. Let be be finale of seem. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.
Take from the dresser of deal, Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet On which she embroidered fantails once And spread it so as to cover her face. If her horny feet protrude, they come To show how cold she is, and dumb. Let the lamp affix its beam. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream. Wallace Stevens