Never Get Out Of The Boat



Absolutely goddamn right. I mean, what the hell? This video is so wrong on so many levels, just so many levels. And on top of that, it makes no sense.

Ok, apparently I'm wrong and it does make sense. The rough translation as translated by jerkface is:

"I'm gonna hunt you down and do you, hunt you down and do you, hunt you down and do you, when I get out of this boat."

Supposedly "pongo mi sombrero" is too filthy for him to even translate, but it's totally against the laws of God and nature.

Comments

Shai said…
What the hell did I just watch?
Why were those guys dressed like Steve Irwin?
29/12/08 11:42 AM
AnnieAngel said…
Why are the women dressed like jungle animals? Why is the one guy feeding them magical golden dirt corn to make them either a)horny or b) turn animals into women, or vice versa, can't figure it out. Why are the salamander people chasing him?

Who did the choreography? So many questions!

Whoever made this video is way more sexist than Moby. ;)
29/12/08 1:25 PM
Shai said…
No shit! I was thinking the same thing! It's worse than that Hungry Like a Wolf video.
29/12/08 10:08 PM
AnnieAngel said…
At least they mostly left the donkey out of it.
29/12/08 10:22 PM
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