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Hi, my name is Annie and I am a Christian. I love Jesus with all my heart, and I love all other Christians as myself. Please feel free to join in the discussions and if you have any questions about Jesus or God or Christianity, don't hesitate to ask.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Trick or Treat!

Happy Hallowe'en everyone! I'm feeling no pain at the moment, unless sexual frustration counts as pain, wink wink! My siding is totally done! Can I get an AMEN? My bathroom tile is mostly done, the floor will be done on Thursday and the chandelier is up and it is GORGEOUS. I'm drinking bloody Caesars and urethaning the kitchen floor. And yes, I am way too hot to be getting drunk by myself on Hallowe'en while urethaning the kitchen floor but what can you do? I dunno, but my hair looks wonderful and that has to count for something.


Wednesday, October 25, 2006

You Train People....

.......can kiss my sweet white ass. Not on the left cheek, not on the right cheek, but right smack in the middle.

ps-that goes double for you filthy carny people, get real jobs and stop scaring children you stinky, scamming bastards

Sunday, October 22, 2006


Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you my friend will see
You've got a friend in me
Ben, you're always running here and there
You feel you're not wanted anywhere
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's something you should know
You've got a place to go
I used to say
I and me
Now it's us
Now it's we
I used to say
I and me
Now it's us
Now it's we
Ben, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Ben
Like Ben
Like Ben

Michael Jackson

Saturday, October 21, 2006

There Is Such A Thing As Too Much Shopping

I went house shopping today, finally. I actually got most of what I went for, it was a rare day for Annie! I went to Home Depot and looked at their ceramic tile for the bathroom, and then I went to a discount place and got porcelain tiles for the same price. They're goregous tiles, they have an almost water rubbed (does that make sense?) surface, white with a grey marbling. They should look wicked against the red walls. While I was there I bought a HUGE mirror for 20 bucks and all the "fixins" to lay the tile. Oh, I also bought the biggest chandelier Home Depot had. I can't wait to soak in the bath under that chandelier. :):)

The discount place also has a brass "telephone" type tub faucet thingy, which I'm going to go back for as I didn't have the millions of dollars they wanted for it on me. ;)

Then I went to a furniture store and bought an entertainment center. I wanted two but they only had one of the ones I wanted in stock, so I complained that I shouldn't have to come back ( I live in the middle of nowhere and was like 2 hours away) and they said that they will deliver it for free on Thursday to make up for the inconveince. I was like, wow. Thanks. :D

Then I went to Walmart and bought a dvd player and two phones!! TWO!

Now I have a headache and can't stop sneezing. But it's done! Even the flu is worth it.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Worse Than Andrew Is Mikey

"Stupid, offensive, sick, criminal, mindless, repugnant, debased, unpleasant, disgusting, offensive, repellent, loathsome, wicked, profane, evil, reprehensible, attrocious and scurillous. Annie, you can’t die fast enough for me. "


I don't think that was a very nice thing to say to me.

Like Andrew Says...

You know, don't even count. I mean if you disappeared forever it wouldn't make any difference. You may as well not even exist at this school.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

It's Snowing

And not just a little. This sucks. It's almost a blizzard!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Mona Annie

Kinda neat, isn't it? And you can see cleavage, though my boobs are way bigger.
Happy HNT!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006



Monday, October 09, 2006

I Am A Person!

" Brad R. said,
October 10, 2006 at
Guys. How many times do I have to tell you. Annie ain’t real. Don’t respond, and she will go away. "

Now that just hurts! I am a person! If you prick me do I not bleed? Guess not.

Sunday, October 08, 2006


The Effect of Liberalism on Children

Shoelimpy has posted some video of some kids who obviously have no parental guidance, no manners and no brains.

Totally shameful behavior, and the cops just stood by and watched!

Saturday, October 07, 2006

You Know What Pisses Me Off?

People who think that they are "above" everyone else so much that if someone disagrees with them they have a fucking fit and decide that disagreement = hate.

That's what's WRONG with liberals, they don't listen, they sure as hell don't discuss, they just PREACH and you know what? I usually ignore it because I figure HEY it's free speech, let them ramble. But certain things piss me off, and I express my opposition to these "ideals" any damn way I see fit. I'm like a person that way.

But liberals can't handle that, they are like, hey wait! You can't say that so I'm leaving, or you're a troll or whatever they decide to use to express their pissed-offness that someone dare have a different opinion they they do. That's why there are no conversations or debates on liberal blogs, they have nothing to say to each other because they're a bunch of fucking robots who all must agree! And what must they agree? That anyone who is not like them must be bashed, not conversed with, not debated with, not anything but bashed.

It's whacked. And the second someone threatens their fucked-up pampered ideologicalistic insane and fanstastical world view with reality and common sense, they react by ignoring the new thought with extreme prejudice and that is so goddamn weak that it's sickening.

You can't be friends with a liberal because they will demand that you either bend to their political thought to shut them up or they will stop being friends with you when they don't get the response to their bullshit preaching that they want.

They're like spoiled children.

Thursday, October 05, 2006


Once upon a time in the Land of Peace there lived a beautiful Princess named Annie. She lived in a HUGE stone castle that she had decorated all by herself and which everyone agreed was the most beautiful castle in all the Lands. The castle had many gardens and lawns and to the west ran the Great River which led to the sea off in the distance. It was a most happy Kingdom, wherein all who dwelled dwelled in peace. Even the lowest of the low, like poor misguided and now dead Pablo Escobar Jr., were made more beautiful by association to the Princess, who had buried poor Pablo beneath a Willow along the River, and who wept there quite romantically while remembering his lost soul.

The lesser kingdoms, the lowercase kingdoms, were fiercly jealous of the beautiful Princess and the Peace possessed in her Land. They hated this Peace because they knew none, they knew only envy and rudeness. They knew only to complain and never to give thanks. Their time they spent in deep discussion on why the Peace was unfair to those who knew none. These were men who deemed themselves "liberal" and "communist" at the same time, "independent" men who lived in mean huts which leaked in the rain and blew cold through the holes in the walls. They thought everyone should live this way, since it never entered into their minds that they could all live well, as that would require effort and work on their part.

These crude and unwholesome folk would ride to the boundaries of Princess Annie's Land, but they could not bring themselves to set foot over the border, they treated the ground as if sacred, as if it held a magic that both compelled and repelled them, and they would stare, and watch the happy people in the distance, wishing they could cross the border but knowing they could not.

Poor sinners, the Princess would think when she saw them gather on the border. Then she would rouse the guard, and have them hunt the loosers down, killing all prisoners. Why? Because nothing is more dangerous to Peace than liberal communism.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Nothing But Blue Skies

At least in this window. :) Kinda neat, huh?

Tuesday, October 03, 2006


Sunday, October 01, 2006

The Dog's A Bitch :)

Dog the Bounty Hunter skipped bond and now he's looking at jail time. Mexican jail time. :D

I watched his "I'm A Looser" special, it was sooooooo funny, I laughed myself silly. The guy is a racist and a false Christian and I for one love seeing him brought down a peg. I hope they make an example of him, I mean the guy is a bounty hunter, he knew what he was doing when he fled Mexico and said "fuck it" to showing up in court. He just thought he'd get away with it. Also, knew he was supposed to hand Luster over to the proper authorities. But of course, he didn't do that because he was after the bounty, not the criminal.

If you don't know the story, there is a very good article, written by a very sexy guy, that details the whole deal

The comments are like, wow, man. :) They must have a computer at the trailer park :)

My New Dolly

I love dolls. :) I have a collection of rag dolls and stuffed animals that fills an entire bookshelf, and I sleep with at least 3 dolls and various stuffed animals. If I travel, I take a doll with me. :)
Tragic made me this doll. I think she's beautiful. :)
Thank-you, Tragic. :)