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Hi, my name is Annie and I am a Christian. I love Jesus with all my heart, and I love all other Christians as myself. Please feel free to join in the discussions and if you have any questions about Jesus or God or Christianity, don't hesitate to ask.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Jesus was SMART!

He told us we cannot serve two masters because we will love one and hate the other. Then Paul comes on and tells us we have to treat our men like we would treat Christ. Well, that I think is the problem, we have to serve both and therefore we hate the men because Jesus is God and hating him is stupid!

So it's natural for us to hate men. Not only is it natural, Jesus tells us it's going to happen. Sometimes I wish Paul would shut up! But every Sunday and Wednesday I hear about Paul's rules. Stupid Timothy couldn't live closer, could he? Had to get his stupid letters! UGH!

So it's a rock and a hard place. I choose to interpret the words of Jesus as meaning it's ok to hate the men because He knows we love Him and He doesn't want us to put the blame for Paul on Him. In the long run it only matters that we love Jesus as He is our true Master.

He's the only man I trust.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Blogging, Bobby and Demons

It seems that blogs are the new way to go, so here I am blogging.

Hmmmm. Well I guess I've been kind of bored since WWN finally went to Hell. Stoopid Bobby and his trolls. It was a good board, I guess, while it lasted. I know it was full of hellbound sinners and filthy pagans and such, but I felt I was getting through to the younger members there and that Jesus was gaining a foothold.

But Satan couldn't handle it and sent his demons through Bobby to destroy the good work that I and Brother Walter had begun.

Poor Bobby, I can imagine him somewhere, lying on a dank pee stained matress in a small dank pee stained room, swinging his fists at imaginary foes and screaming while at the same time defecating in his pants. The Devil has a good hold on Bobby, in the form of Artemis. The Devil takes on many forms, most of them pagan or wiccanist.

Wiccanists are very scary people to me. They like to bash on Christians because we are saved and they are not. It's not like they can't be saved if they want to, they just are too lazy to put the effort into finding Jesus. They think that Jesus should find them!

Can you believe it? I mean, then they turn around and call us sheep! Well that's fine with me, but if they don't want to be sheep stop asking for Jesus to come to you! You can't have it both ways. Sheesh.

And these wiccanists? They make up their own religions at the drop of a hat! I had a dream last night, they say, and now I must start a coven based upon the fact that a Unicorn in a Rainbow Glade appeared unto me in the Silver Moonlight of the Solstace Moon and told me to put a Wolf's Head over my real head and dance around in a park on the weekends, weather and permits permitting. Oh and to sell tapes from the back of my Pinto. LOL!

Ah, but seriously, Satan is taking over the internet. The internet was not created for pagans! It was created by God fearing members of the United States Military and Al Gore to aid us in bombing the evil bastards whom we hate! I say unless they want to volunteer for target practice, GET YOUR LAME ASSES AND YOU STUPID PENTAGRAMS AND PENTACLES AND ALTAR PHOTOS OFF THE NET! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR TEA TRAY COVERED IN YOUR MOM'S OLD SCARF AND SOME CANDLES AND INCENSE WITH A PAINTING OF SOME ELF-CHICK RIDING A WOLF ON THE WALL BEHIND IT!

IT'S DISGUSTING!

Hmmm, I'm feeling kind of tired now, I think I need to go lie down. Goodnight to anyone who may be reading, and God Bless the Christians out there. Be safe in His Arms, His loving Arms of Comfort, Amen.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Welcome!

Hello all and welcome to Princess Annie's Blogdom of Peace!