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This is the coolest song ever. Word to your mother.

Don't Offend Muslims

Or they might kill us all.

I hope this post didn't offend anyone. Discussion on the subject is closed as it may offend someone. No offense intended. Not even a good defense will be allowed as it may be construed as an offense and the resulting dialogue could lead to war. Peace.

Terrorist Idol

So this "alleged" terrorist likes hockey. And he moonwalks. Ummm. I really have no comment.

Dog fish???

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These are washing up dead all over Lake Erie beaches. Any clue what they are?

Ok, so according to the big brains over at3bulls, it's a salamander. Apparently Lake Erie has botulism and that's what's killing them. Um, ewwww? I'm so glad I don't swim in it. The poor little mud puppies don't have much of a choice I guess. :(

Oh Ye-ah

The End Is Near!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you feel it? Did you feel the earth shake and quake? It's a sign, oh praise Jesus, it's a sign that the day is coming, and it's coming soon, when EVERY knee shall bend unto the Lord, even YOURS!!!!!!

Oh Blessed Day, thy Kingdom come, Lord, the Kingdom of Heaven on earth!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

BUSH IN BED WITH BP

When is America going to wake up to the fact that the oil companies are the true government, even when they aren't American oil companies?? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that Bush, and by extension all rich white men, are to blame here. Bush is probably eating lobster right now from a non-oil contaminated ocean, not doing a damn thing to make BP shut down the well, just picking his nose or chopping something down on his ranch, maybe riding his bike while the worst environmental disaster in the history of the world is happening right now ON HIS WATCH!!!!$^%1!

And where's Cheney? Off shooting someone in the face? Resting comfortably in his coffin until sunset when he'll rise and start sucking off the lower classes until he's as plump and bloated as a dead fish floating on the Gulf??? HE WILL BURN!!!

I'm LIVID over this whole thing. LIVID. Little red spots are breaking out all over my body as I think of all the birds, all the fish, all the shrimp, all th…

Love This Song

This song reminds me of my sweetie.

Rest In Peace Corey Haim

Corey Haim has died. The two Corey's are very special to me, not only because of Lost Boys (and who can forget Bordello of Blood) but because they were really sweet guys who may or may not have trolled the WWN boards.Crack is the devil. If crack was a person I'd shoot it in it's face. I hate crack. Hate. It. It ruins lives and makes people lose their humanity and turn into lying sacks of animal shit.Rest in Peace, Corey, if I knew who sold you crack the first time, I'd pay someone to kill them.

Also

The Scorpions were a great band.

Hello

So I woke up this morning, cleaned the house, baked a couple of pies and read the Bible for an hour or so. Praise Jesus, that's a Good Book! Now I find myself quietly contemplating what I should make for dinner. My man wants chicken wings and beer, and that's a fine and manly meal I think. I'll be eating alone, nothing turns my stomach faster than bleching, farting and the sound of someone sucking on chicken bones. Boys are so gross!

Then the Leaf game tonight, and you girls know what that means! Tons of snacks, tons of banging, and then bed.

Busy busy busy! I should get off my ass and do something productive, l8tr!