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Friday, September 29, 2006


I had a filling replaced yesterday and my mouth is STILL sore! It took four needles to freeze me. :/ My jaw hurts so much I can barely open my mouth. When I woke up this morning I tried to do my yawn/stretch thing and it hurt like you wouldn't believe. It also hurts to touch my face on that side.

It must be from the needles themselves. My face was frozen for 6 hours! 6!!!

Stupid needles! I hate getting needles! I was a good girl though, I stayed very still until he was done, except that it didn't freeze me enough so he gave me two MORE needles!! I had no choice, so I lay there and was good until he was done, again.

Sigh, at least it's over. :) I like the dentist so much more when he's not around. ;)

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

For Jillian

I had no idea what to post this week. So, I posted this picture of me wearing some panties and a shirt I bought on my last trip to Mexico. The shirt has great big butterfly type arms and a low cleavage, it worked great in Mexico, with bitchy sunglasses and an attitude, but once back home it seemed to lose something in translation. ;)

The panties have no such culture boundaries.

Happy HNT everyone!!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

This Is Funny

Clueless Liberals

I totally won this debate in like 6 moves.

Come to Mama


Saturday, September 23, 2006


Just fuck.

Fuckady fuck fuck fuck.




Friday, September 22, 2006


I wasn't going to post a picture until I was finished, but just LOOK at it shine!!! I'm still putting it on too thick, and I missed a few spots, but hey, I think it looks pretty awesome so far. :)
One more coat in a few hours and I'm done. :)

Thursday, September 21, 2006


Isn't she a good girl?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

How To Advice???

I could use some advice on applying urethane to hardwood. I've stained it and it's dry and ready to be done, but it's one of those things I just freaking hate doing. Staining I can do, a monkey can apply stain, it's easy. Paint is no problem either. But I hate the pad thing that everyone tells me is the BEST way to apply urethane. Every time I use it, I get marks where it gets picked up and put down on the floor. I HATE it. I can apply it with a brush no problem, but the room I need to do is 20' x 12' and it's just too big.

Thing is, on tv, on the home improvement shows, they use a window squeegee on a stick to apply the varnish. I have seen it a bunch of times, but not once did they explain how to thin the varnish to make it do that or actually show how to do it step by step!

The Home Depot people say, "I've never heard of it." They LIE. I look on the net, I can't find one site that explains how to do it. I would be able to do a very good job with a squeegee on a stick, that is how we wash marble floors in Mexcio, squeegee, stick, wet cloth on the floor, pull the cloth around with the stick. Super easy.

Plus, it takes about a minute to put on one coat with this method, and it looks like fun. :) And yes, I love washing marble floors. :)

So someone out there reading this must know how to do it, right?? I didn't dream it every single time I saw it on tv did I?????

I need to do it tonight, I haven't bought the urethane yet. Or varethane, or whatever it's called. It's sticky and stinky and I just hate doing it.

Maybe I should try a roller. ;)

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Bad Ent!!!!

Bad tree!!! Bad!!!!! Sit!!!! Don't you glare at me like that!

Pretty In Pink

I'm sad that it's going to get cold soon, and my beautiful flowers will die. :(

Stupid winter, where's all this global warming I've been hearing Liberals whine about so much???

Neon Smog

An old and real good friend of mine, Neon, has a band and he's the singer! They're called Neon Smog and if you go HERE you can listen to an audio clip.

The song is called Fred. He's dead. It was sad. :( Shai, I think you will like this song very much.

Now go listen to it! He's a very talented and kinda strange, but in a good way. :)

And I'm very, very happy that he is blogging. I missed him very, very much. :)

Edit: Neon has two other songs up HERE I like his stuff, it's different. :)

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Hilarious House of Frightenstein

The Website

If you haven't seen it and are interested, you can download stuff here.

The Space Station is re-running it. :) It's still as funny as I remember, although I'm not afraid of Vincent Price anymore. ;)

It's unbelievable how much of this show I can remember. You'd think at my age my brain would be turning to mush. ;)

Was anyone else forced to watch this as a kid? It's educational, you know. :) Super Hippy, LOL!

Naughty Girl!!

I really shouldn't post this picture, but I'm feeling rather naughty.

I'm going to go repent now. Pray for me you Hellbound HNT loving sinners!

Stop surfing the net for naked pictures, Jesus is watching and He can see what you're doing!

Edit to add the Haiku I just wrote:

Crooked are my boobs
Hard it is to photograph
Ones own breastesses

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Ikea Publishes Doggy Porn!!!!

It's true, I've seen it!!! I don't have the new catalogue myself because the last time I was at the store they didn't have them in yet, but if you've got it, open the front fold out. A friend just brought it over to show me. :) He's taking it to show everyone.

Take a look at the dog. It has a very large human penis. :)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They didn't catch that and sent it out all over the world, it's the most published "book" each year. :D


Of course IKEA denies the photo has been tampered with, and states that it's the dog's "leg". :D


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Attack Of The Kitty!!!!

I have a little, and I mean little, footstool under my desk which kitty doesn't like to share with me. If I take up too much room, more than my toes, she gets pissed.

She forces her head between my thighs, no matter how hard I clench them ;) and once she can get one paw through to dig her claws into my soft underbelly, I'm toast.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Google Earth Beta Kicks Ass

You can see things like this, on the Skeleton Coast.

And this, it's called Fogo.

If you don't have it, get it. It's amazing. These pictures are small, but on your screen the detail in some places is amazing and you can zoom in pretty close. I've been spending way too much time playing with this. :)

In the Alps you can see Swiss people driving their little boats on their little lakes, living in their pretty little valley towns and thinking they are better than we are. For some reason that pisses me off. ;)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

My Half-Naked Computer

Happy HNT!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

If We All Pooled Our Money....

....we could all live happily ever after in own island paradise. ;)

Little Norman's Cay

Of course, we'd have to rename it Princess Annie's Island of Peace. :)