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Hi, my name is Annie and I am a Christian. I love Jesus with all my heart, and I love all other Christians as myself. Please feel free to join in the discussions and if you have any questions about Jesus or God or Christianity, don't hesitate to ask.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Application To Date Me

1. Must have a job. And don't give me any bullshit about being laid off for the winter, or any crap about part-time whatever. Unless you're fishing crab, you should be working every day. Every. Fucking. Day. And no office jobs, you've got to have a job where you work with your hands and get all dirty. NO EXCEPTIONS.

2. Must have a car, and not a piece of shit, but a decent car. I don't care if it's fancy as long as it isn't embarassing. And it should always have gas in it, I will check the gauge. If it's always near empty, you're probably a looser.

3. Try to be at least 28 and no older than 39. I might go younger if you're like hot and mature and stuff, but I won't go older.

4. I like candy. 'Nuff said. Or it should be enough said. But it usually isn't. So just buy me some candy and don't make me tell you again.

5. Should know absolutely nothing about computers or the internet and shouldn't care.

6. Must be able to fix stuff without complaining or even being asked. Should love mowing the lawn and taking out the garbage. Killing bugs and capturing bats should be second nature.

7. Gotta play hockey. I won't come to your games, get over it.

8. Must be Jewish where it counts and Christian enough to go to Church if I ask.

9. At least 6 foot, 200 pounds. 5' 10" is not 6 foot. Also, no fatties.

10. Should know nothing about politics, and not care.

11. Shouldn't read books or watch tv, but should play video games. Shouldn't even know what WoW or D&D is.

12. I have NO INTEREST in meeting your parents. It's best if you don't come from a weird, creepy, close family. Grow up!

EDIT to add:

13. Shouldn't drink daily or use "i like to party" as an excuse for why you do, if you do.

14. Must shower daily. That's important.

I'm thinking of putting this on the back of a tshirt. Did I forget anything?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Dirty Deeds




Done with sheep?

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Lurker


There must be more exciting things in Lawrenceville Georgia to do than surf my blog.

I dunno who you are for sure, but I have my suspicions you're a certain asshole.

If you're not a certain asshole, please leave a post so I know who you are.

KK?

Thanks. If you are a certain asshole, fuck the fuck off, why do you care what I'm doing? Hmmmm?

FUKKER.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

There Are No Words




Well, I'm sure there are lots, actually. But let's just think them in our heads.

*hat tip to racymind

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Hell of the Planetary Souls



"Well I know, now, this dim lake of Auber--

This misty mid region of Weir--

Well I know, now, this dank tarn of Auber,

This ghoul-haunted woodland of Weir."

Saturday, February 14, 2009

We're Not Doing That Anymore




It hit him in his haid.

That's Hot




Or not. What an idiot. And he has a friend to film him doing whatever it is he is doing. Or I should say, whyever it is he's doing.

Friday, February 13, 2009

I Want Fun, I Want Fun!!!




A clip from Tom Cruise's new Nazi movie. He's always hated that Hitler guy. And yes, I do like this song. I like it a lot. I'm going to dance now!

My Addiction


Thursday, February 12, 2009

Best Socks On The Internet!




I love my new socks!

Happy
HNT!!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Elias


You're looking on the wrong blog. :)

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

We Few, We Happy Few....





The dead do not think about acting.

Friday, February 06, 2009

It's Funny Cuz It's True


Sunday, February 01, 2009

It's Booklay




Love, let me sleep tonight on your couch....and tomorrow night too....maybe for a week or so, just until I get my shit together....