This Is How They Suck You In


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Shai said…
They are very evil. I dated a few. They might be cute, but they don't put out. ;-D
They only did one line from the song. I used to sing the full version with the elders for the toddler class (I taught at church). I can't believe I was a mormon. I grew out of it.
21/9/08 11:55 PM
AnnieAngel said…
I can believe it. ;)

All men put out, Shai. Magic undies or not!
22/9/08 12:07 AM
Shai said…
I guess if you got them alone.....but they always travel in pairs!
22/9/08 12:12 AM
AnnieAngel said…
Hmmmmm, well, that could actually be interesting. :)
22/9/08 12:16 AM
Shai said…
he he...Mormon elders will often watch where the JW's are going and go just up the street from them.
22/9/08 10:46 AM
Pinko Punko said…
You just want to deflower them. And they secretly want it too. Everyone wins!
23/9/08 6:38 PM
AnnieAngel said…
Yeah but they cry after and have to tell the Bishop. ;)
23/9/08 6:46 PM
Shai said…
LOL! Yeah, and then they get probation and have to work in the church library for months helping look up people's ancestors so they can baptize them by proxy.
24/9/08 9:31 AM
AnnieAngel said…
Yep.

Funniest is when they are waiting to get married and do it, then they the Bishop, then they have to wait a year for a temple marriage. But if they want a civil marriage so they can keep doing it for that year, that's ok. And no one will ever know, well, the Bishop. And everyone else. :)
24/9/08 12:00 PM
Shai said…
I'm so glad I stopped being mormon. I would have been bored shitless. I like coffee too much. And tea. I guess it's not the caffeine in it. It's the "satanic" acids or something. :p
24/9/08 3:49 PM
Shai said…
HA HA! Yeah it would! There best song could be, "fundamentalists killed the mormon church," set to the tune of "video killed the radio star."
24/9/08 8:00 PM
AnnieAngel said…
Hehehe, and they have to cover, "You can leave your hat on." But sing it really bad and use lots of feedback. :)
24/9/08 8:42 PM
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