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Sunday, September 21, 2008

This Is How They Suck You In


15 Comments:

  • At 21/9/08 11:55 PM, Blogger Shaisaid…

    They are very evil. I dated a few. They might be cute, but they don't put out. ;-D
    They only did one line from the song. I used to sing the full version with the elders for the toddler class (I taught at church). I can't believe I was a mormon. I grew out of it.

     
  • At 22/9/08 12:07 AM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    I can believe it. ;)

    All men put out, Shai. Magic undies or not!

     
  • At 22/9/08 12:12 AM, Blogger Shaisaid…

    I guess if you got them alone.....but they always travel in pairs!

     
  • At 22/9/08 12:16 AM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    Hmmmmm, well, that could actually be interesting. :)

     
  • At 22/9/08 12:19 AM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    I only ever get JW's. They are so not cute. I tell them they are going to Hell for denying the divinity of Christ and then they go away mad and yelling.

     
  • At 22/9/08 10:46 AM, Blogger Shaisaid…

    he he...Mormon elders will often watch where the JW's are going and go just up the street from them.

     
  • At 22/9/08 12:16 PM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    Sneaky!

     
  • At 23/9/08 6:38 PM, Blogger Pinko Punkosaid…

    You just want to deflower them. And they secretly want it too. Everyone wins!

     
  • At 23/9/08 6:46 PM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    Yeah but they cry after and have to tell the Bishop. ;)

     
  • At 24/9/08 9:31 AM, Blogger Shaisaid…

    LOL! Yeah, and then they get probation and have to work in the church library for months helping look up people's ancestors so they can baptize them by proxy.

     
  • At 24/9/08 12:00 PM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    Yep.

    Funniest is when they are waiting to get married and do it, then they the Bishop, then they have to wait a year for a temple marriage. But if they want a civil marriage so they can keep doing it for that year, that's ok. And no one will ever know, well, the Bishop. And everyone else. :)

     
  • At 24/9/08 3:49 PM, Blogger Shaisaid…

    I'm so glad I stopped being mormon. I would have been bored shitless. I like coffee too much. And tea. I guess it's not the caffeine in it. It's the "satanic" acids or something. :p

     
  • At 24/9/08 4:26 PM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    Satanic Acid would be a great name for a shitty band.

     
  • At 24/9/08 8:00 PM, Blogger Shaisaid…

    HA HA! Yeah it would! There best song could be, "fundamentalists killed the mormon church," set to the tune of "video killed the radio star."

     
  • At 24/9/08 8:42 PM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    Hehehe, and they have to cover, "You can leave your hat on." But sing it really bad and use lots of feedback. :)

     

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