Overheard Conversation


Guy #1: I worked 70 hours this week and I'm supposed to be retarded!

Guy #2: Retired not retarded.

Guy #1: Oh retired, well I was close.

Guy #2: Close on both.

Comments

Adorable Girlfriend said…
OMG. That is so wrong and right.
16/7/08 12:47 AM
AnnieAngel said…
Kinda like the monkey drinking beer on some guy's shoulder in the crowd at NASCAR.
16/7/08 1:26 AM
Adorable Girlfriend said…
LoL @ Annie.

OMG. That was the funniest thing I have read all week.
18/7/08 4:15 PM
AnnieAngel said…
It's funny cuz the monkey was drinking beer. True story.
18/7/08 4:55 PM
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