Let's Write A Story!
When we last visited Princess Annie's Kingdom of Peace things were in a bit of disarray. Giny the Demonic squirel was still screaming on the giant hook in the courtyard, Lorelei was locked up tighter than a whore's heart in the dungeons for the crime of promiscuity, the Orc had been captured and carried off, far far away by the Dread Pirate Pamplemouse, Laughlady was ignored and Mynamewas was not allowed in the story. None of that has changed, but now Sir Shoelimpy is riding in Crusade against the forces of evil that are darkening the borders of the Kingdom.
Our story picks up today, with Princess Annie walking on the snow-covered lawns of the castle, trailed by her ladies in waiting. Princess Annie wanders slowly, looking sad. Her destination is a large Weeping Willow tree, planted by the now frozen river. The Princess stops there for a moment, gazing at the simple stone erected under the tree, "Here lies Pablo Escobar Jr., he died as he lived, like a rabid dog." Princess Annie allows a single tear to escape her eye and trail poetically down her cheek. "Poor Pablo," she mourns, "such a filthy sinner. He's burning in Hell right now, of his own choice." She stands a moment longer, lifting her head to stare across the river at the beauty of the snow covered mountains in the distance. Her ladies in waiting gather round her, standing still and solem, heads bowed, eyes averted.
Princess Annie gives herself a slight shake as a thought enters her mind, "Sir Shoelimpy is riding back from the Crusades today! He'll be bringing me a present!! Maybe more than one!!"
Her eyes alight she turns her back on the tree with it's lonely grave and runs back to the castle laughing, knocking over a few of her ladies in waiting with her sudden turn and flight.
"Presents!!" she thinks to herself, "I wonder what they will be!!!"
Suddenly the castle bells ring to life, startling birds from the trees and heads from every window. The trumpets begin to blast and Princess Annie begins to run faster. When she arrives at the castle she sees......