And I'm Not Even Blonde
Well today for some reason I had myself contorted into this weird position where my foot was tucked in against the side of my chair and my shin against the rail. I tried to stand up by pushing my foot off the chair, and it like levered my shin against the rail and I in a panic pushed even harder.
Now I have a DENT in my shin. I'm sure it will fill in to a nice big bump eventually.
My God it HURT! You know when you are in so much pain but at the same time disgusted at your own stupidity so much that you are both laughing and in pain?
I need a new chair. Something with no rails.