Princess Annie's Blogdom of Peace

I didn't have time to get artistic or figure a way to hide my face from you trolls, but here's a shot of me ready to go out tonight. Have fun all, don't you LOVE my shoes? They're killing me already! :)

It's New Year's Eve again, WHOOPEE! Actually, more like *woot*, this year. I can't seem to get excited about it. It's become nothing more than a money grab and propaganda fest for the alcohol producers, ie giant corporations. And the trickle down to hairdressers and the like, not to mention taxi companies and calendar makers. Everyone has commercials with their silly sales, buy your car now and save!!! It takes away from the meaning of New Year's Eve/Day, the arbitrary split second we as a society have chosen on which to end and start our year. New Years is just so commercial these days. Everyone gets dressed up really nice and goes out to get roaring drunk, grabbing and kissing complete strangers as the clock strikes midnight. It's like some kind of drunken pagan orgy of booze and bad breath, gross old men taking their only chance of the year to kiss pretty girls, wet lips puckered and glistening with old man spit.....yuck!!! And they always try to do a full fr...

Patriotboy/JesusGeneral is now the Bash Annie Angel and Shoelimpy Board! God, they just can't stop talking about us!! Oh my! Someone needs a life!!! A whole bunch of someones, it seems!

Women hate me because I'm beautiful. Well not all women, other beautiful women like Trouble don't hate me. Of course, being beautiful herself, she has no reason to hate me, we're like sisters. But there are groups of bitter old skanks out there who band together in their ugliness to hate me. They troll and snarl and foam at the mouth, they create sockpuppets, they whine they demand my attention and when they get it they cry. Hmmm. Interesting, I guess. I feel sorry for them in a way, being so unpretty and unfunny and fat. Yes fat, just like you, you know who you are! ;) Ah hell, don't get sore, you don't mind it, and you know you're fat, blah blah blah. :D But I'm not really talking about you right now, I'm talking about cluster troll fan girls. They just can't get enough of me and when I don't come to play with them they go loca. Totally. What's that? LOL! Maybe they hate me because men don't? I think so too. :D

I've been banned from yet another site. No real reason, and the idiot who banned me thinks that your IP equals your nationality. I guess he has a really shitty job. :) I feel for his wife, I really do, although he probably has a "partner" not a wife. I feel for him, in that case. Also, apparently I'm an asshole for this post.... I mean, I have a complaint. I came on this site ready to fight demons beside the righteous, was welcomed and then suddenly, I was turned on.My behavior has remained constant. I would like an open explanation from the General, who actually welcomed me here. annieangel 12.29.05 - 10:18 pm Crazy shit, folks. Unfunny idiots who can't parody to save their lives selling ad space for Jesus. They banned Shoe for parodying them. ;) He was really funny. I should make a web site and sell adspace. :) edit: now they're talking about me behind my back, they're so brave! edit again for the memories, stinky stood up for Jesus at first! : Mr Macdo...

I truly don't understand some internet sites I come across. The one I have in mind right now is self claimed "political satire." But it's not, it's a mocking parody of Christianity and the American military. It's not even funny, like JSM was, kind of. And the posters there are so lame it's pathetic. They don't have any creativity, brains or hope of Salvation. It's a shame kind of, I mean they're going to burn in Hell for their sins, they could try to be funny. Oh well, at least they think they are.

I'm not wearing a thing under this shirt. Shoelimpy gets into the act.

I think it's pretty telling that Liberals can't debate. They go on blogs that are for debate, and they sit there like a bunch of hens, bawking and clucking and laying eggs. What I don't understand is why anyone would go on a debate board and not debate, run up HUGE post counts and say nothing. I figure it's because they're stupid, and they get stupider in large numbers. They also like to congregate, be lame and feel cool like they never did in high school. I started noticing all Liberal blogs are the same. I found one that is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Debate is called trolling there, it's funny. Rejects from real debate boards think it means something that they post on this board, every day all day. Then I started noticing these things called "open threads", threads without topics. At first I assumed these were social threads, threads that you could just kick back on and not be political. But no matter what the topic, no matter if it...

Bibi recounted how she was woken by a shriek as Ahmed put his hand to the mouth of his stepdaughter Muqadas and cut her throat with a machete. Bibi looked helplessly on from the corner of the room as he then killed the three girls — Bano, 8, Sumaira, 7, and Humaira, 4 — pausing between the slayings to brandish the bloodstained knife at his wife, warning her not to intervene or raise alarm. "I was shivering with fear. I did not know how to save my daughters," Bibi, sobbing, told AP by phone from the village. "I begged my husband to spare my daughters but he said, 'If you make a noise, I will kill you.'" "The whole night the bodies of my daughters lay in front of me," she said. The next morning, Ahmed was arrested. Speaking to AP in the back of police pickup truck late Tuesday as he was shifted to a prison in the city of Multan, Ahmed showed no contrition. Appearing disheveled but composed, he said he killed Muqadas because she had committed adultery...

When we last visited Princess Annie's Kingdom of Peace things were in a bit of disarray. Giny the Demonic squirel was still screaming on the giant hook in the courtyard, Lorelei was locked up tighter than a whore's heart in the dungeons for the crime of promiscuity, the Orc had been captured and carried off, far far away by the Dread Pirate Pamplemouse, Laughlady was ignored and Mynamewas was not allowed in the story. None of that has changed, but now Sir Shoelimpy is riding in Crusade against the forces of evil that are darkening the borders of the Kingdom. Our story picks up today, with Princess Annie walking on the snow-covered lawns of the castle, trailed by her ladies in waiting. Princess Annie wanders slowly, looking sad. Her destination is a large Weeping Willow tree, planted by the now frozen river. The Princess stops there for a moment, gazing at the simple stone erected under the tree, "Here lies Pablo Escobar Jr., he died as he lived, like a rabid dog....

Presents have been opened, the mess has been cleaned up, the turkey is in the oven and all is right with the world. Church was great, I skipped the food after, I ate too much stocking candy! :) Hope everyone is having a wonderful Christmas!

Closeup of the recently discovered Snowman Nebula, located in the Christmas Quadrant of Princess Annie's Holiday Galaxy.

TPB is starting, I'm pretty drunk.

Look at what I did to my dog!! Hehehe! She loved it, she posed and everything and she still has the stockings on. LOL!

Pure unadulterated EVIL!

Right now I'm listening to the theme song from The Littlest Hobo in Spanish. Some guy has a site somewhere and he lets you download it. He translated it and sings it, I love it. Una voz.. me llama cada vez Por mi camino.. allí siempre estaré Donde quiera que voy.. un amigo haré Misión cumplida, te das la vuelta, y me fui otra vez Tal vez mañana.. ya mi vida asentaré Hasta mañana.. mi camino seguiré Si me quieres acompañar.. por un día o dos Ponte tu gorra, camisa, un short.. así soy yo Tal vez mañana.. ya llegue a ese lugar Hasta mañana.. seguiré mi caminar Hasta mañana.. el mundo es mi hogar.. Go here and let the page load and you can here it :) Spanish Littlest Hobo Song Singer Dude The next 5 songs in my player are: Bob Marley, One love Clarence Carter, Strokin Geraldo, Rico Suave Sex Pistols, No Fun Vanilla Ica, Ninja Rap It's almost Christmas Eve!!!!

It's time for the Carnival of Recipes ! Here's a yummy sounding Christmas snack! 8 quarts air popped popcorn 2 sticks of butter 2 cups of red hots 1 cup of sugar I cup of corn syrup Place popped corn into a turkey pan. Melt the red hots, butter, sugar and corn syrop together. Drizzle the mixture over the popcorn. Bake for 30 to 35 minutes in a 300 degree oven, stirring every 10 minutes. Cool on wax paper and store in an airtight container. I got this recipe from Shoe's Grandmother. He apparently really, really likes it. I don't think I'll be making any this year, I was going to make it tomorrow, but I think I'll be too tired.

It's Friday! Tomorrow is Christmas Eve! I've wrapped most of the presents I need to wrap. I've purchased two cases of beer and a box of wine. I've got to get the turkey still, sigh, I'm usually much more on the ball, but this year is kind of....I don't know. Maybe I should stop drinking. ;) It's a good thing my house is always spotless. Tomorrow night they're showing the Trailer Park Boys Christmas Special. The TPB's are the best thing about Canada. I've seen the special before, but not in a while and it's so funny!! I don't know if it's proper to watch it on Christmas Eve....but I'm watching it anyway! I'll probably go to Church tomorrow for the midnight service. Sunday morning for sure, and then brunch and fellowship, then home to put the finishing touches on the meal before I'm descended upon by various and sundry hungry moochers. Sometimes I wish I had kids, who am I kidding I wish I had kids, to share Christmas mornin...

Banned by webmaster. Your comments will not be added LOL!! WOW!! This has GOT to be a record. It's a boring site anyway, full of sound and fury and signifying the liberal mindet. Not really sure what I did, all I did was ask who Bush's political enemies were, was told Kerry, I laughed and said Kerry was a bitch, then I was banned!!!!! Free speech for the DUMB!!!

So a friend and I went Christmas shopping today at the mall. It's freezing out, freezing. The mall was full of families, and I just could not believe the way that some of these 12 and 13 year old girls were tricked out!! I saw a girl who was no more than 12 in a tshirt and short skirt and the tshirt said "pimpin" on it. She was with her parents and her younger sister. Jesus forgive me, but I body checked the mother as I walked past, and I'm a pretty good body checker. I never turn around. :) It's disgusting. I get letters from women all the time complaining about he way their daughters dress. Give me a break!!!! They pay for the clothes and they walk around in public with their prostitot looking daughters. Is this what young girls are now? Whores? I looked at a few of the clothing stores for young girls, I never usually pay attention. Not only are the clothes skanky and slutty, the quality is crap. The pictures on the walls in these teen shops border on child porn...