Know Any Good Jokes?

I don't have a good memory for jokes. About the only one I can ever remember is:

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts. :)

I like that joke, I heard it on Bizzare, years ago. Now that was a silly show, Super Dave, LOL!

Anyone know any good jokes? And try to keep them clean. I'm looking at you Woods. And you Shai. And Jex. Oh....well, just make sure they're funny! ;P

Comments

Shai said…
Why do blonds wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm! :D
Shai said…
Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs and armpits?


So they won't be mistaken for feminists!
Shai said…
What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

The puppy stops whining when it grows up.
AnnieAngel said…
Hehehe! Obscene clone fall. :) I'll never remember that.

I'll remember the liberals and puppies one though. :D

What do you eat if you're stranded on a desert island?

The sandwiches there. :)
AnnieAngel said…
Hehehe. That reminds me of a joke from probably grade 4:

What do you call a lady with one leg?

Ilene. (that totally doesn't look like it's spelled right to me)

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

Yes I know, not funny and horrible. :D
AnnieAngel said…
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!

Those are bad, Woods. But funny. :) I think we went to the same grade school. ;)
AnnieAngel said…
That blonde joke was kinda gross, Woods. ;)

Do you remember that old email thing? Frog in a blender? That was pretty funny.

Not as funny as that deep south 9/11 call though. That remains my fave, even though I don't have it anymore and can't find it anywhere.

"The goddamn deer bit me in the back of my muthfuckin neck."

Classic.
AnnieAngel said…
What's yellow and smells like bananas?

Monkey puke. :D
AnnieAngel said…
Ummmmm.....ok.....you're a strange guy, Woods. :)
Shai said…
Yuck! Even I found that one disturbing Woods. :P
AnnieAngel said…
You made Shai say "yuck", Woods.

Way to go!!! ;)

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