Longest Thread in Sadly, No! History
Annie's Thread at Sadly, No!
Marie Jon? Who the hell is that? Not that it matters, I have the longest thread in Sadly, No! history.
All because people can't stay away from my charming, witty, bubbly, vivacious, sparkling, all-encompassing personality. If I could teach it, I would. But only to other women. Like Marie Jon.
Now one of you cobags get me a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs are disgusting. Get me some tacos. And a strawberry tamale.