Boycott Cat Stevens And His New Album

It's true, the traitor has apparently decided that it's no longer a sin against his moon god to try and milk money out of the fame he used to enjoy before he became a Satanist.

I am not going to buy it, and if it by some far flung chance gets radio play, I'll switch channels. He is such a sneaky Satanist, he's trying to make money from the people he considers infidels, and who he believes should be killed, wherever he may find them.

I've re-written one of his songs, I think it properly shows his true feelings toward those who are not Muslim. I hope you enjoy it.

It's to the tune of Trouble.

Satan
Oh Satan set me free
I have seen your face
And it's too much like a Jew's for me

Allah
Oh Allah can't you see
Jews are stealing our land
Soon they'll enslave the whole Middle East

I don't drink no wine
The Jews have made the world blind
I don't think it's fair
I don't think it's fair

Israel's full of Jews
So won't you be kind to me
Just let me go there
I have to bomb there

Osama
Osama move away
They stole my cell phone from me
And you're wanted by the CIA

Allah, Oh Allah
Can't you see
Jews have made a wreck of the world
And we should bomb them for their blashpehmy

I've seen the spies
But I've got a good surprise
Hidden on me
Wired to me

I'll be ripped and torn
But once I become reborn
There's virgins for me
Lots of virgins for me

Israel
Oh you don't deserve to be
And I won't rest my head
Until I see you pushed into the sea

Allah
Oh Allah please be kind
I want to kill all the Jews
And I haven't got a lot of time

Comments

Allen said…
The traitor's album will not do well, it has already been trashed by every reviewer in the country.

Your song does an excellent job of exposing the true spirit of Mr. Islam.
AnnieAngel said…
:) Thanks. :)

I've heard his album sucks, but I mean, how can it NOT suck???
Allen said…
It could be an album by someone else than Yusuf Islam.
neon said…
I always thought Cat Stevens was female. :(
AnnieAngel said…
I always thought he was a good guy. Guess we were both wrong. :(
neon said…
yeah, he sounds like a psycho.. but I'm going to have to download one of his songs so I know how to sing the parody.
AnnieAngel said…
It's hippy music. If you want to hear the songs in a format which won't make you insane, rent Harold and Maude. :)
neon said…
I meant to rent that from the library before I moved, but I never got around to it. :(
Allen said…
There are other libraries.
neon said…
True. I just wanted to tell Annie that I've been meaning to rent it for awhile now.

There's just something about the title that makes it difficult.
Allen said…
It should have been called Harold Does Maude.
AnnieAngel said…
If I was one of those really lame people who post on the internet, I'd make a comment like, "OMG, I just snorted coffee all over my monitor!!!"
Shai said…
That's some really hateful lyrics. I would never buy cat stevens records anyway. He sucks.
AnnieAngel said…
Well I guess you'll be converting to Muslimity then, Woods. Get ready to join with Cat Stevens in wishing death to America, and in supporting terrorism in the name of Satan.
AnnieAngel said…
It means you have bad taste in music, Woods. :)
AnnieAngel said…
;)

What have you been up to, Woods?
AnnieAngel said…
The patio is gorgeous, I did it myself. :)

I have porcelain tile and the stuff to put it on with, but I can't cut it myself. I'm not that handy, and I have learned my limitations with saws. ;)

I really can't believe this dude thinks there is no problem with him lying and putting me off for all this time as if I should kiss his ass or something.

Fucking townies.
AnnieAngel said…
No, this needs to be cut with a saw. And the worst thing is, he only has one more day of work to do. I think he enjoys stringing me along.
AnnieAngel said…
He's married and old. :) He's just a dick, I'm almost convinced of it. For the last two weeks it's been "tomorrow I'm coming to finish it up" and I've got the feeling tomorrow will never come.
AnnieAngel said…
LOL, get him Woods. :) Teach him a lesson. :)
AnnieAngel said…
I posted the kitty picture on BloggingPoints. It's my blog too, but I'm not as smart on the political stuff as Shoe is.

http://shoelimpy.blogspot.com is Shoe's personal blog. Go read his science fiction story, it kicks total ass.
AnnieAngel said…
Did the siteowner tell the people bashing Shoe to stop it, or did I just miss it?
AnnieAngel said…
Holy carp Woods, that threat was like waaaaay up the thread. Seems like someone is trying to set Shoe up. Normally I'd call foul, but I think it's kinda funny. :)
AnnieAngel said…
What did I figure out?
AnnieAngel said…
WE'RE BUSTED WOODS!!

RUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
AnnieAngel said…
LOLOL!!! I thought you were that Stanley person. :)

We were busted for laughing at Shoe. It's not nice to laugh at Shoe. We should be very sorry. And not just sorry that we got caught.
AnnieAngel said…
Btw, I'm still not sure what I've figured out about you.
AnnieAngel said…
Crooksandliars is a very strange place. I think the siteowner is a Nazi. ;)
AnnieAngel said…
I have no idea what I did to hurt you. :(
AnnieAngel said…
It's real late Woods and all good Princesses should be in bed.

Night.
AnnieAngel said…
That's a made up law, Woods. Sometimes, people really ARE Nazis.

:)

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