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Let's Wrap Annie's Legs Around Christmas

Let's wrap Annie's legs around Christmas
Let's top it all off with a red bow
Don't leave her for Santa and his minions
They always try to steal dear Jesus' show

Let's sit by the fire and read scripture
Let's fill our hearts with the Lord's love
Let's bring out that new game they call Twister
If Annie's nice then she can be above

(chorus)
Oh, dear Annie, do not be angry
Oh, dear Annie, do not be unkind
Oh, dear Annie, your legs are so God-like
I think that I will surely lose my mind

Let's go to the Valley of Death now
With our Lord as our shepherd and guide
With Annie along for my instruction
I will join the cult that talks of deicide

Annie, your thighs grabbed my attention
Your calves, so smooth and fairly shaped
I will seek the Lord's intervention:
Please turn my water into something grape

(chorus)
Oh, dear Annie, do not be angry
Oh, dear Annie, do not be unkind
Oh, dear Annie, your legs are so God-like
I think that I will surely lose my mind

I will think of her in this December
As the War on Christmas takes its toll
I will dream of Annie on the mountain
A soldier in her costume in the cold

I know what I'll wish for this Noel
Along with peace for all mankind
I want to be teased by an angel
And then to be spanked on my behind

(chorus)
Oh, dear Annie, do not be angry
Oh, dear Annie, do not be unkind
Oh, dear Annie, your legs are so God-like
I think that I will surely lose my mind

Let's wrap Annie's legs around Christmas
Let's top it all off with a red bow
Don't leave her for Santa and his minions
They always try to steal dear Jesus' show

Let's sit by the fire and read scripture
Let's fill our hearts with the Lord's love
Let's bring out that new game they call Twister
If Annie's nice then she can be above

(chorus)
Oh, dear Annie, do not be angry
Oh, dear Annie, do not be unkind
Oh, dear Annie, your legs are so God-like
I think that I will surely lose my mind

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MJS Homepage 12.18.05 - 11:01 pm #

Such love. :)

Comments

jannx said…
hey Annie.. amazing verse, the chorus is good too. What tune do you think this should be sung to?
29/11/06 2:37 AM
AnnieAngel said…
I have no idea. Some guy from the patriot boy blog wrote it for me last year. I'm baned from there but I noticed (on the thread taht patriot boy made for me because he really does like me, it's just that he cna't handle me, me being so strong in the lord) that the person who wrote it for me had lost it in a crash.

I hope it makes it over here to see that I have it.

Nice to see you jannx. :) What's new?
29/11/06 2:41 AM
AnnieAngel said…
He, not it. It's a he.
29/11/06 2:42 AM
Anonymous said…
Why does Santa try to steal Jesus' thunder? And those cute elves and their pointy shoes. What is that about?
29/11/06 1:57 PM
AnnieAngel said…
Non-Christians have taken over Christmas so they have something shiny and commercial to look forward to in their boring little lives.

Something other than burning in Hell, that is.
29/11/06 2:08 PM
Anonymous said…
What do you mean that non Christians have taken over Annie? Who?
30/11/06 7:31 AM
jannx said…
Hey Annie.. I've been out taking pix not a fancy new camera tho.. just a regular film one. I like it tho. I saw on your recent post you got screwed around on some sleazy 'bait and switch' thing at a local store when you went looking for a new camera..

You should have walked out and told the mall management or whoever that there was a bogus retailer. I'd take the time to do that to them if they waste my time then I'd make sure I waste theirs..

not nice but neither were they.

blah blah etc , "rant over"

;-
2/12/06 1:52 PM
AnnieAngel said…
Any non-Christian who celebrates Christmas, AG. Especially the ones who want to change it to be more "secular." It's freaking ridiculous.
2/12/06 2:18 PM
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