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I Miss Canada :(

Ok, not really. But look close, and you can magically see Julian's gun change from his right hand to his left hand. :)

For AG

Tupac can call me whatever he wants....y'all know he's still alive!!!

I Love The Internets

LOL, Beautiful. :)

The Icelandic Winters Are Long.....And Hard

I'm trying to learn Icelandic so I can go there and understand what people are jabbering on about.....this youtube is just strange.....funny I guess, but mostly just strange. :) It's subtitled, so check it out. Neon, you'll probably like it. ;)

Poor Baby!!!!!

This guy needs a hug.

Voodoo Kitty

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Papist Kitty would have worked too.

Gavin Is A MOTHERFUCKER

Gavin, you suck donkey cocks. People namesteal me, put up MY LINK as if it is theirs and you threaten to BAN ME for making a joke?? You really are a fucking nazi asshole. You also delete my comments, but people can say whatever they want about me? Nothing I said about that idiot JG was not true. You suck his dick now? God, you are a fucking tool. I used to think you were ok, but now you show your true colors. You fucking cobag. You should hook up with Tucker Carlson, you piece of shit. Pinko is more of a man than you, and that isn't saying much.

Tucker Carlson Is A JERK

Annie likes Chuckles. Annie thinks Tucker Carlson can kiss her ass. Annie thinks Tucker Carlson should go fuck himself. Annie wishes Tucker Carlson gets crabs. Big ones, from Brazil. Big Brazillian crabs, and maybe a parasite or two. Annie wishes that Chuckles' boss was not such a fucknut. Annie wishes Chuckles' boss had balls. Annie would QUIT if she worked at the same place. Annie would BOYCOTT with big signs out front of wherever that place is. Tucker Carlson, you don't scare me. You are a big fat idiot with a STOOPID bowtie and you look like a third rate Opie. Fuck yourself in your asshole. You should be ASHAMED of yourself for what you did. You dickless wonder.

For Shai And Dats

This is the best version of "why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near." Whatever it's called. Dats, there is help for you yet. ;)

Jesus Died 4 Thorndale...

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...Because no one else gave a fuck. Seriously. I'm sure if you're stuck there after dark this is where they take you to feed you to the vampires. Scary ass town.

Why Bowling Green Has Such A Big Sign

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You might think the HUGE sign is there to lead dirty old men to the Corvette museum, but you'd be wrong. They don't have time to visit museums, they're too busy cruising high schools at lunch. The real reason is the Public Theatre of Kentucky. I mean, the way they spell "theatre" just screams class. LOL. Bowling Green, Kentucky, don't go there. No matter how big the sign is, it pretty much sucks.

DiVine, The Living Garden

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I was priviliged while at the Opryland Hotel to see this beautiful creation. If you go here The Living Garden and look for her, DiVine, under performances in the sidebar, you can watch a video. She's unreal. :) Merry Christmas Everyone!

Virgin Men, Hot or Not??

Men Suck

I'll be the first to admit that I take a lot of shit from men in relationships. I'm totally admitting it. But an ex-friend of mine is like.....making me cry when I read her blog. She's just, I dunno. I've never liked the guy who dumped her, never liked him one bit. I've got this radar thing inside me and it goes off loud for "sleaze." This guy had it going off like a siren. But she stayed with him and so I pretended to like him. I didn't, but I pretended. Now he's dumped HER. HE dumped HER. He is an ugly, low paid, freak who can't even get it together long enough to NOT flirt with me online. She is a beautiful, well paid professional woman in a career that is usually reserved for men. She's one tough bitch. But like this guy is like...........being a total fucking asshole. He dumped her, but he calls her everyday. He should thank GOD that a woman like her would even speak to a piece of shit like him. She changed for him so much when they st...

A Good One ;)

Language Is A Virus

Adorable Girlfriend

Is there a problem I don't know about??

Manimals

Oh. My. Jesus. This is just........too much. It's just too much. Read it yourself, I don't know what to say except it's too much.

Terrorist Loving Liberals

Shoelimpy has more news on this over on Blogging Points, click this link but it seems that it has been confirmed that members of the Democratic party have been meeting with the terrorist group Hamas. That's right. Democrats are meeting with terrorists now. These bastards should be forced to account for their actions. And then they should be shot as traitors. We are at WAR with terror!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!! What the fuck kind of bullshit is this?????

Glory To God!!

This is the highest definition digital picture in the world. And what a beautiful picture it is. It's amazing, you can get so close you can see the paint chipping off the wall. Praise Jesus!