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Tupac can call me whatever he wants....y'all know he's still alive!!!
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Anonymous said…
Thanks Annie.
I do have to say that they have quite the dirtee mouths.
What have I told you, Miss Annie? What have I told you about getting spanked by strange black men you don't know? You promised the last time was going to be, you know, the last time! Never mind that freak on Bourbon Street whom you presented your ass to to be whipped!
I am the one who gives the spankings around here, Miss Annie.
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Ice-T was always lame, in AG's opinion. However in fairness, AG was never a rapper type of person. AG knows very very little about that genre of music.
Me thinks Shoe is trying to get Annie's goat with comments like that. AG is going to sit back and enjoy the show when Annie shows up.
You get to have all kinds of, Miss Annie! Just not "fun" that involves strange black men you do or don't know or pink-haired old men wandering around Bourbon Street with whips in their hands.
Neon, don't go encouraging Miss Annie. You neither, AG. She will do what I tell her, when I tell, or else.
I will say though, Neon, that a supposed wise man once said "Pimpin' ain't easy but its necessary." Might've even been Ice T. Or that other Ice guy. There are so many Ices I get confused sometimes. Annie knows them all, though.
Those ARE pretty wise words. I bet the next line makes it sound even wiser by rhyming with necessary, and then somehow finding a way to throw in a reference to my favorite cartoon.
I would like to pray right now to ease my heart. Sweet Jesus, please take the hate from the hearts of those who seek to hurt me. Please show them the path to Your Love. Take from them their pain, their bitterness, their multitude of demons. Make them whole in Your Love. Lead them to Peace so that they may not judge others in reflection of the judgement written against them on their filthy self-righteous rags of souls. I pray that they will REPENT and let You into their hearts so the judgements against them may be washed clean and their names written in the Book of Life. In Your Name Sweet Jesus I Pray, Amen.
It's true, the traitor has apparently decided that it's no longer a sin against his moon god to try and milk money out of the fame he used to enjoy before he became a Satanist. I am not going to buy it, and if it by some far flung chance gets radio play, I'll switch channels. He is such a sneaky Satanist, he's trying to make money from the people he considers infidels, and who he believes should be killed, wherever he may find them. I've re-written one of his songs, I think it properly shows his true feelings toward those who are not Muslim. I hope you enjoy it. It's to the tune of Trouble. Satan Oh Satan set me free I have seen your face And it's too much like a Jew's for me Allah Oh Allah can't you see Jews are stealing our land Soon they'll enslave the whole Middle East I don't drink no wine The Jews have made the world blind I don't think it's fair I don't think it's fair Israel's full of Jews So won't you be kind ...
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I do have to say that they have quite the dirtee mouths.
Ice-T just needs a spanking.
but 2-Pac is awesome, and I'm glad he isn't really dead. :)
As my punishment for spanking Ice T, Tupac can give me a spanking because he is still alive.
I am the one who gives the spankings around here, Miss Annie.
Me thinks Shoe is trying to get Annie's goat with comments like that. AG is going to sit back and enjoy the show when Annie shows up.
Annie, don't you let Shoe tie you down. You deserve a man who will let you get spanked by whoever you want!
I guess I'll just have to let strange black men I know spank me in the future. It's more fun when I don't know them, but Shoe has spoken. :(
I never get to have any fun!!!
Neon, don't go encouraging Miss Annie. You neither, AG. She will do what I tell her, when I tell, or else.
I will say though, Neon, that a supposed wise man once said "Pimpin' ain't easy but its necessary." Might've even been Ice T. Or that other Ice guy. There are so many Ices I get confused sometimes. Annie knows them all, though.
I hope that nasty cat Tom didn't eat it.
The gerbil looks safe now.
He must have hit stupid cat in the head with some pots from the kitchen.
Then mammy probably came in and hit him with a broom for making a mess.
Have you read God Bless you Mr. Rosewater?
I still can't see the gerbil. :(
And cats cradle, but that was years ago, and I have a terrible memory. I remember three things about that book.
I guess Mr. Rosewater will be the next one I check out. I would like to read more stories involving Trout.
trademarked for them namestealing bastards out thare.