Boob Shot

To all the perverts at Sadly,No!, Happy HNT!

Ah, Memories

Let's Wrap Annie's Legs Around Christmas

Let's wrap Annie's legs around Christmas
Let's top it all off with a red bow
Don't leave her for Santa and his minions
They always try to steal dear Jesus' show

Let's sit by the fire and read scripture
Let's fill our hearts with the Lord's love
Let's bring out that new game they call Twister
If Annie's nice then she can be above

(chorus)
Oh, dear Annie, do not be angry
Oh, dear Annie, do not be unkind
Oh, dear Annie, your legs are so God-like
I think that I will surely lose my mind

Let's go to the Valley of Death now
With our Lord as our shepherd and guide
With Annie along for my instruction
I will join the cult that talks of deicide

Annie, your thighs grabbed my attention
Your calves, so smooth and fairly shaped
I will seek the Lord's intervention:
Please turn my water into something grape

(chorus)
Oh, dear Annie, do not be angry
Oh, dear Annie, do not be unkind
Oh, dear Annie, your legs are so God-like
I think that I will surely lose my mind

I will think of her in this December
As the War on Christmas takes its toll
I will dream of Annie on the mountain
A soldier in her costume in the cold

I know what I'll wish for this Noel
Along with peace for all mankind
I want to be teased by an angel
And then to be spanked on my behind

(chorus)
Oh, dear Annie, do not be angry
Oh, dear Annie, do not be unkind
Oh, dear Annie, your legs are so God-like
I think that I will surely lose my mind

Let's wrap Annie's legs around Christmas
Let's top it all off with a red bow
Don't leave her for Santa and his minions
They always try to steal dear Jesus' show

Let's sit by the fire and read scripture
Let's fill our hearts with the Lord's love
Let's bring out that new game they call Twister
If Annie's nice then she can be above

(chorus)
Oh, dear Annie, do not be angry
Oh, dear Annie, do not be unkind
Oh, dear Annie, your legs are so God-like
I think that I will surely lose my mind

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Such love. :)

1st Blogiversary Tribute Video

I've been blogging for a year now! I can't believe it's been a year. Bet it seems like much longer to some people. :)

I Told You So, Idiots!

It's amazing to me how brain-dead liberals really are. It's like they can't think for themselves, they can only parrot what their demi-gods copy and paste onto their blogs. It's embarassing to watch and yet for some reason, they don't notice that they aren't thinking for themselves.

And not only are they told what to think by their idols, but they are controlled even more by their "enemies." :D It fucking cracks me up to think that some potato chip munching fatass sitting on his computer somewhere thinks that he has "enemies." XD Yeah, Bubba, those nasty Republicans are out to get ya! Better watch your back next time you go to Wal-Mart!!!

It's like the whole Shi'ite thingy. FOREVER I've been saying that the Shi'ites are NUTBARS, but the liberals have been so controlled by Bush that they actually believed the hype that the Sunnis are the bad guys and the Shi'ites are the opressed little angels. :D :D :D

I mean my God, it's like they don't give a fuck to educate themselves on a damn thing. They are on the internet, all the information they could ask for is at their fingertips and yet they choose to ignore the facts and pretend in fact that the facts in fact don't exist until typed into a three line post containing a link at Atrios.

SuXX0rs to be that stoopid. Loosers. :)

More Whales

I love whales.

College League Pussy Blogging

I wish I could grab my balls, but I'm a girl kitty!!!

More Beluga Whales :)

I love this picture. :)

Happy Thanksgiving! Not that these poor creatures have much to be thankful for, except dead food and no freedom.

More Pictures At Marineland

Poor things.

Meme For AG

Sorry, on further reflection, this is way too gay. I just can't live with myself having this on here. It makes me one of "them."

The Best Looking Man In The World!!!

If Jackie O Were Celine Dion

Nancy Pelosi Takes The Veil

I posted this over on Blogging Points earlier, but I think it's really funny so I thought I'd post it here too. :) Little Nancy. Hehehe. That's a real obscure reference that really makes no sense in connection to anything, but I laughed, so I guess that's all that matters. ;)

Black & Decker Cordless Kitty

And it was on SALE!

Boycott Cat Stevens And His New Album

It's true, the traitor has apparently decided that it's no longer a sin against his moon god to try and milk money out of the fame he used to enjoy before he became a Satanist.

I am not going to buy it, and if it by some far flung chance gets radio play, I'll switch channels. He is such a sneaky Satanist, he's trying to make money from the people he considers infidels, and who he believes should be killed, wherever he may find them.

I've re-written one of his songs, I think it properly shows his true feelings toward those who are not Muslim. I hope you enjoy it.

It's to the tune of Trouble.

Satan
Oh Satan set me free
I have seen your face
And it's too much like a Jew's for me

Allah
Oh Allah can't you see
Jews are stealing our land
Soon they'll enslave the whole Middle East

I don't drink no wine
The Jews have made the world blind
I don't think it's fair
I don't think it's fair

Israel's full of Jews
So won't you be kind to me
Just let me go there
I have to bomb there

Osama
Osama move away
They stole my cell phone from me
And you're wanted by the CIA

Allah, Oh Allah
Can't you see
Jews have made a wreck of the world
And we should bomb them for their blashpehmy

I've seen the spies
But I've got a good surprise
Hidden on me
Wired to me

I'll be ripped and torn
But once I become reborn
There's virgins for me
Lots of virgins for me

Israel
Oh you don't deserve to be
And I won't rest my head
Until I see you pushed into the sea

Allah
Oh Allah please be kind
I want to kill all the Jews
And I haven't got a lot of time

What A Man Really Wants

What's The Point?

What's the point of anything?

Don't Watch This

Kitty Nest

I raked up his leaf pile today but I took one last picture of him in his "nest."

Ikea

Here are some pictures I took at Ikea, it was really busy and I was embarassed to take too many but I took these. I bought a wok. :)

My dinner was very yummy, but Ikea has switched over to paper cups and plates and plastic forks. :( I already felt bad enough for shopping there, now they do this. Oh well, what can you do, it's not like I can stop shopping there in protest, that would be impossible. :D

Scary House

This house is on the way back from Ikea. I dare you to touch the porch!

It's Winter Again

Damn it's cold outside. I had to go out this afternoon and run some errands and I only wore my fall coat. I should have worn my winter coat, hat, gloves and a scarf, it's just that cold. Groan, I'm so depressed.

So dude is cutting the last of the tile for the floor and then he's going to lay it. He'll come back another day to finish the tile on the walls. I'm amazed at how the bathroom is turning out, I've really outdone myself this time. I guess it's time to start thinking about where I'll be going when I leave here. I know that I'll be going to Cancun to stay with my friends for a few months, and I'm not going to look any further ahead than that. I'm going to party my ass off and have fun for a change. I'm going to surround myself with friends who love me for who I am. And if someone doesn't like me, oh well, that's their problem. I'm finished with apologizing to people who treat me badly. I'm tired of being humiliated by people who say they love me, by people who say they love me but who seem to take great joy in using what they know about how I've been hurt in the past to mimic the same behavior just to hurt and control me.

I'm better than that, right? I'm smart, I'm attractive, I'm funny and I'm fun to be with, I know that is true. It's gotten so bad, the way I view myself. I actually apologize to people who lie to me. :) I take the blame for everyone else's bad behavior and I really think that I'm half insane from trying to figure out why I'm such a horrible person, when I'm not. I'm a good person. I'm kind and giving and I help people if they need it. Why the fuck do I let people treat me as if I'm crap???

Any brilliant answers out there?

Shhhhhh!

Cats can sleep anywhere.