Let's Wrap Annie's Legs Around Christmas Let's wrap Annie's legs around Christmas Let's top it all off with a red bow Don't leave her for Santa and his minions They always try to steal dear Jesus' show Let's sit by the fire and read scripture Let's fill our hearts with the Lord's love Let's bring out that new game they call Twister If Annie's nice then she can be above (chorus) Oh, dear Annie, do not be angry Oh, dear Annie, do not be unkind Oh, dear Annie, your legs are so God-like I think that I will surely lose my mind Let's go to the Valley of Death now With our Lord as our shepherd and guide With Annie along for my instruction I will join the cult that talks of deicide Annie, your thighs grabbed my attention Your calves, so smooth and fairly shaped I will seek the Lord's intervention: Please turn my water into something grape (chorus) Oh, dear Annie, do not be angry Oh, dear Annie, do not be unkind Oh, dear Annie, your legs a...