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It Followed Me Home

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This tiny kitten follwed me home and no one has claimed it. It was starving and so skinny and pathetic, what could I do?? Stupid cat. Now it thinks it lives here.

Pretty Flowers

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I could totally live in a greenhouse.

Suffer The Little Children

Here's something to make you cry, this 4 year old girl was given a fatal drug overdose by her parents to keep her quiet. "Rebecca — who had been diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity and bipolar disorder, or what used to be called manic depression — died Dec. 13 of an overdose of prescribed drugs, and her parents have been arrested on murder charges, accused of intentionally overmedicating their daughter to keep her quiet and out of their hair." What kind of SICK bastard prescribes behavior modifying drugs to a 4 YEAR OLD??? What kind of parent with a child asking for help acts like this???: "Williams told police that the night before she died, Rebecca was pale and seemed "out of it." At one point, the little girl knocked weakly on her parents' bedroom door and softly called for her mommy, but Michael Riley opened the door a crack and yelled at her to go back to her room, Williams said." These people should be boiled in oil. They should...

I Hate Blogger Beta

I really, really do. It sucks and it's just worse than what blogger used to be. Way worse. What a stupid thing to do. Google can bite me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAI!!!!!!!!!!!

Blah Blah Blah

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I'm bored. This guy has to be the biggest doofus ever. He sleeps in his clothes. True story.

Mardi Gras Pussy Blogging

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Happy Mardi Gras!

Happy Valentine's Day!

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I hope everyone got a little chocolate, a little card and a little... :)

I Am The Bread Of Life

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I am the bread of life, toast ye me, though lightly, add to me butter or margarine spread, perhaps if ye feel it maketh me better, add thee some mayo. Cover me with the freshest of toppings to show your love for me, and between me place the fresh ground burger, maketh sure it be grilled to perfection. Do this often in remembrance of me.

I Miss Canada :(

Ok, not really. But look close, and you can magically see Julian's gun change from his right hand to his left hand. :)

For AG

Tupac can call me whatever he wants....y'all know he's still alive!!!

I Love The Internets

LOL, Beautiful. :)

The Icelandic Winters Are Long.....And Hard

I'm trying to learn Icelandic so I can go there and understand what people are jabbering on about.....this youtube is just strange.....funny I guess, but mostly just strange. :) It's subtitled, so check it out. Neon, you'll probably like it. ;)

Poor Baby!!!!!

This guy needs a hug.

Voodoo Kitty

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Papist Kitty would have worked too.

Gavin Is A MOTHERFUCKER

Gavin, you suck donkey cocks. People namesteal me, put up MY LINK as if it is theirs and you threaten to BAN ME for making a joke?? You really are a fucking nazi asshole. You also delete my comments, but people can say whatever they want about me? Nothing I said about that idiot JG was not true. You suck his dick now? God, you are a fucking tool. I used to think you were ok, but now you show your true colors. You fucking cobag. You should hook up with Tucker Carlson, you piece of shit. Pinko is more of a man than you, and that isn't saying much.

Tucker Carlson Is A JERK

Annie likes Chuckles. Annie thinks Tucker Carlson can kiss her ass. Annie thinks Tucker Carlson should go fuck himself. Annie wishes Tucker Carlson gets crabs. Big ones, from Brazil. Big Brazillian crabs, and maybe a parasite or two. Annie wishes that Chuckles' boss was not such a fucknut. Annie wishes Chuckles' boss had balls. Annie would QUIT if she worked at the same place. Annie would BOYCOTT with big signs out front of wherever that place is. Tucker Carlson, you don't scare me. You are a big fat idiot with a STOOPID bowtie and you look like a third rate Opie. Fuck yourself in your asshole. You should be ASHAMED of yourself for what you did. You dickless wonder.

For Shai And Dats

This is the best version of "why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near." Whatever it's called. Dats, there is help for you yet. ;)

Jesus Died 4 Thorndale...

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...Because no one else gave a fuck. Seriously. I'm sure if you're stuck there after dark this is where they take you to feed you to the vampires. Scary ass town.

Why Bowling Green Has Such A Big Sign

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You might think the HUGE sign is there to lead dirty old men to the Corvette museum, but you'd be wrong. They don't have time to visit museums, they're too busy cruising high schools at lunch. The real reason is the Public Theatre of Kentucky. I mean, the way they spell "theatre" just screams class. LOL. Bowling Green, Kentucky, don't go there. No matter how big the sign is, it pretty much sucks.