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Thursday, February 08, 2007

I Am The Bread Of Life



I am the bread of life, toast ye me, though lightly, add to me butter or margarine spread, perhaps if ye feel it maketh me better, add thee some mayo. Cover me with the freshest of toppings to show your love for me, and between me place the fresh ground burger, maketh sure it be grilled to perfection.
Do this often in remembrance of me.

17 Comments:

  • At 9/2/07 4:47 PM, Blogger Shoelimpy™said…

    It makes me wonder what the Papists would have to say about Jesus Burgers.

     
  • At 9/2/07 4:52 PM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    Well, in order to eat at the Papist Jesus Burger, you have to be a confirmed Catholic. They don't feed Jesus burgers to just anyone. That would profane the Jesus burgers.

    But at Texas Burger, they just open the doors for anyone who hungers, pick up your children and sit them on someone's Grandpa's lap who feeds your kid a Holy Cheeseburger one bite at a time.

    Cuz like, it's not blasphemey to advertise your buns using the Word of God. Or something. What town was this in again? I forget. Somewhere down in Aggieland.

     
  • At 9/2/07 5:11 PM, Blogger Shoelimpy™said…

    It was Caldwell, Miss Annie.

     
  • At 9/2/07 5:59 PM, Blogger neonsaid…

    I hope you guys went to Subway.

     
  • At 9/2/07 5:59 PM, Blogger neonsaid…

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

     
  • At 9/2/07 6:42 PM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    We didn't eat in that town. We did get a coke from a machine, and the lid to the bottle wasn't on right and the coke was leaking all over. I opined that they went hunting for old bottles in the ditch and filled them up from a fountain soda machine and then just plopped them in the coke machine.

    It's just a theory, but I bet I'm right.

     
  • At 9/2/07 6:57 PM, Blogger Shaisaid…

    Do they serve the low carb option Jesus burger?

     
  • At 9/2/07 7:56 PM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    The tastes great, less filling option? I dunno....you should sell them the idea!

    Heart Smart* Jesus!

    Burgers grilled in FIRE!!!!!!!!!

     
  • At 9/2/07 8:43 PM, Blogger Shaisaid…

    97% lean Body of Christ....

     
  • At 9/2/07 8:49 PM, Blogger Shoelimpy™said…

    Twice the Jesus with half the fat.

    9 out of 10 Papists agree they're the best! The official burger to sacrifice for the 2007 Lenten Season. All the burgers you can eat for half price on Fat Tuesday!

     
  • At 10/2/07 9:42 PM, Blogger Shaisaid…

    I want mine Biggy sized please. :)

     
  • At 12/2/07 10:40 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriendsaid…

    I cannot eat at Jesus Burger.

    Oh well.

    Maybe next year.

     
  • At 12/2/07 10:49 PM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    Anyone can eat at Jesus Burger. It's not Papist Burger.

     
  • At 14/2/07 10:17 AM, Blogger Shaisaid…

    Papist burger doesn't have a gluten free option. :(

     
  • At 14/2/07 3:07 PM, Blogger scammysaid…

    I want mine with a side of Apostle fries please!

     
  • At 14/2/07 4:56 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriendsaid…

    Annie, I hope you'll come back to RoD. Res has clarified that he is not trying to offend you in anyway.

    Happy Valentines Day!

     
  • At 14/2/07 7:28 PM, Blogger AnnieAngelsaid…

    The tag on the post reads in part, "Jesusland."

    Totally offensive. Imagine Jewland as a tag for a post about Israel.

    Sorry. I like you AG. But I've about had it with reading the crap being spewed by the leftwingnuts.

     

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