I Am The Bread Of Life



I am the bread of life, toast ye me, though lightly, add to me butter or margarine spread, perhaps if ye feel it maketh me better, add thee some mayo. Cover me with the freshest of toppings to show your love for me, and between me place the fresh ground burger, maketh sure it be grilled to perfection.
Do this often in remembrance of me.

Comments

Allen said…
It makes me wonder what the Papists would have to say about Jesus Burgers.
9/2/07 4:47 PM
AnnieAngel said…
Well, in order to eat at the Papist Jesus Burger, you have to be a confirmed Catholic. They don't feed Jesus burgers to just anyone. That would profane the Jesus burgers.

But at Texas Burger, they just open the doors for anyone who hungers, pick up your children and sit them on someone's Grandpa's lap who feeds your kid a Holy Cheeseburger one bite at a time.

Cuz like, it's not blasphemey to advertise your buns using the Word of God. Or something. What town was this in again? I forget. Somewhere down in Aggieland.
9/2/07 4:52 PM
Allen said…
It was Caldwell, Miss Annie.
9/2/07 5:11 PM
neon said…
I hope you guys went to Subway.
9/2/07 5:59 PM
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9/2/07 5:59 PM
AnnieAngel said…
We didn't eat in that town. We did get a coke from a machine, and the lid to the bottle wasn't on right and the coke was leaking all over. I opined that they went hunting for old bottles in the ditch and filled them up from a fountain soda machine and then just plopped them in the coke machine.

It's just a theory, but I bet I'm right.
9/2/07 6:42 PM
Shai said…
Do they serve the low carb option Jesus burger?
9/2/07 6:57 PM
AnnieAngel said…
The tastes great, less filling option? I dunno....you should sell them the idea!

Heart Smart* Jesus!

Burgers grilled in FIRE!!!!!!!!!
9/2/07 7:56 PM
Shai said…
97% lean Body of Christ....
9/2/07 8:43 PM
Allen said…
Twice the Jesus with half the fat.

9 out of 10 Papists agree they're the best! The official burger to sacrifice for the 2007 Lenten Season. All the burgers you can eat for half price on Fat Tuesday!
9/2/07 8:49 PM
Shai said…
I want mine Biggy sized please. :)
10/2/07 9:42 PM
Anonymous said…
I cannot eat at Jesus Burger.

Oh well.

Maybe next year.
12/2/07 10:40 PM
AnnieAngel said…
Anyone can eat at Jesus Burger. It's not Papist Burger.
12/2/07 10:49 PM
Shai said…
Papist burger doesn't have a gluten free option. :(
14/2/07 10:17 AM
scammy said…
I want mine with a side of Apostle fries please!
14/2/07 3:07 PM
Anonymous said…
Annie, I hope you'll come back to RoD. Res has clarified that he is not trying to offend you in anyway.

Happy Valentines Day!
14/2/07 4:56 PM
AnnieAngel said…
The tag on the post reads in part, "Jesusland."

Totally offensive. Imagine Jewland as a tag for a post about Israel.

Sorry. I like you AG. But I've about had it with reading the crap being spewed by the leftwingnuts.
14/2/07 7:28 PM
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