Could It Be....Satan?????


All joking aside, this kind of freaks me out! I'm going to sit somewhere else until the sun moves!

Comments

Shai said…
That is creepy. It's an omen. Satan=skin cancer. He's seeping through your sun shield. Good thing you moved.
Ummm, that looks like a six-pointed star -- Jewish, like Jesus.

I think you're thinking of the pentagram, which is only satanic when used by stupid teenagers.
AnnieAngel said…
It doesn't look like Jesus to me!

It looks like an angry demonic goatmonster head with fangs instead of a beard and with it's star rising....shudder!!! Looks like Baphomet or whatever.
scammy said…
You could say its Jesus and charge crazy Jesus freaks admission to your backyard.
AnnieAngel said…
How much could I charge???
Allie said…
I really think it has to be on a tree or the siding of a house or a grilled cheese sandwich to make any money.
AnnieAngel said…
I still say it's evil. Maybe I could sell it on Ebay as an Evil Baphomet Umbrella. Or Neopets. :)
Allie said…
You'd probably make a thousand dollars.
AnnieAngel said…
I could run an Ebay store, selling items that are under suspicion of being cursed!!

Make thousands!!!!
Allie said…
You'll be richer than Donald Trump!

Please, please don't go to his hair stylist...
AnnieAngel said…
LOL, don't worry. He should fire his hair stylist. :)
Shai said…
That's a great idea! Oh! Can I do that too?
AnnieAngel said…
Yes you can! :) We can go into business together and make a fortune!

We'll be rich! RICH I TELL YA!!!
Shai said…
We can buy stuff at yard sales cheap! You just have to make up fake names and stories to go with them about how the curse effected you personally. That way it can be posted along with the item to personalize the curse.
AnnieAngel said…
Perfect! And we'd need to take pictures that show how evil they are.

What would we call our store? Possibly Cursed Goods? That's not catchy enough. The Cursed Curb Sale? Satan's Basement?
Shai said…
Hmmm...I'll have to think about the title...we'll also need a liability statement, something about how we are not responsible for any bad luck thrown the buyers way.
AnnieAngel said…
Yep, and we'll also need to make a disclaimer that states we can't control the demons in the items and they could at any time leave, if they are even there, so we are not responsible if the item turns out to not be cursed and they get no bad luck.
Shai said…
And we can make Shoe do all the hard work. :)
Adorable said…
You should totally open up an Ebay store!
AnnieAngel said…
Ebay probably wouldn't go for it.
Shai said…
I don't know. I've seen people's granny's up for sale on there. But if you're too unmotivated to do it, that's okay, because so am I. ;)
AnnieAngel said…
:P I'm not unmotivated just ignorant of the ways of Ebay!!!! If you can talk Shoe into doing all the hard stuff, I'm in!!!!
Shai said…
Shoe's good at the hard stuff. Did you get him to move away from the interstate junction yet? How can he stand the smell? I hate the smell of car exhaust. Ick.

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