Princess Annie's Blogdom of Peace

And to all those who will get fluffy pink crap and chocolate as gifts, maybe a nice dinner out and a movie on Thursday... I hate you too.

Call the roller of big cigars, The muscular one, and bid him whip In kitchen cups concupiscent curds. Let the wenches dawdle in such dress As they are used to wear, and let the boys Bring flowers in last month's newspapers. Let be be finale of seem. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream. Take from the dresser of deal, Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet On which she embroidered fantails once And spread it so as to cover her face. If her horny feet protrude, they come To show how cold she is, and dumb. Let the lamp affix its beam. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream. Wallace Stevens

I have a cool monitor though, right??? You two are SHOW OFFS!!!!!! I've written to Santa and told him that you both have ENOUGH and to send all of your presents to ME!!! So there!!!

Wow, this is awesome, isn't it?! Doesn't it look like an anime princess? Google Earth rocks!!

Total. Utter. Crap. 13th Warrior was better, and not just for all the hot guys in it, it was just better. I mean, this movie was total crap. I wanted to throw my nachos at the screen, but I didn't because some of them would have fallen on the rest of the innocent suckers who like me paid to see this AWFUL movie. I want my money back!!!!!!!!!! I was like, well at least someone is gonna chop off the Angelina Jolie monster's head eventually, right?? Right??????? LOL. My fault for thinking people in Hollywood had even read Beowolf. And as for the writers......stay on strike, who cares, you all SUCK.

This one I call Naz, because she races all the other kitties like she's a NASCAR star. She always has the saddest look on her face, though.

I used to watch 2ge+her all the time, Jerry of course was my favorite. He has a home improvement show now. Turns out he's hot AND he's handy.

I wish they could stay kittens forever.

Using a caulking gun is SUPER easy. And it's a magical substance, fills in cracks and all that and once it's painted it's invisible. I invented using a damp sponge to remove any unwanted mess and to make it pretty much unnoticeable. My mouldings look like they just grew there. :) And it was pretty much my first time using it!! But, I guess you aren't supposed to hold a caulking gun like a rifle, which is apparently what I did. I also guess you aren't supposed to hold it as tight as you can. Which I apparently did as well. This was about three days ago. I can still hardly move!! My nerve or something is pinched or whatever. It hurts so much, you shouldn't know. So yeah, a caulking gun defeated me. :( Also, I left it out so I can use it again when I don't hurt so much, and I stepped on the handle part this morning. It's out to get me! ;) I saw a preview for a movie about a girl like me. I don't remember what it's called, but she kept walking into p...

Playing with a piece of string. ;) Isn't she just gorgeous???

Pretty much sums me up. Also, I'm painting over wood. I suck.

There's no video, but a video would only take away from the greatest voice on earth. They did have the vid of the stupid soap opera that used the song, but I HATED that soap, stupid MEN, so I'm just posting this. Close your eyes and enjoy the goosebumps. Well, maybe not as many as you'd get from Yolanda, so here's Yolanda too. Try not to cry. :) Huh, the the best version won't let me embed it! Click it. :)

Who said white boys can't rap? Oh, I forgot, he's really black. ;)

My crappy cheap crappy mountain bike! Who would want to steal it?? I didn't hear the dogs bark, I didn't hear anything! I was all like HEY! Where's my bike?? I left it right here! So I grumbled and was all sad that my bike was stolen and I almost cried but decided not to. But, I still had to go to the store, so I started walking, like a bikeless looser. Then, as I approach the store, what do I see leaning against the wall? MY BIKE! Right where I left it last night. I was right, it is too crappy to steal!!!! I blame the varnish fumes, they were pretty strong. I finished the floor though, so that's done. I forgot to get batteries at the store, but I'll take a pic later.

I pretty much live in a tube top and sarong in the summer. Around the house only of course. :) But summer's almost over and I'll have to get dressed eventually and I don't want to!!! Happy HNT and a great end of summer to everyone!

Remember when I said I liked sand? I do like sand, but not up my nose and in my hair. I HATE sand in my hair. Woah, I think I'm channeling that Mask dude. Remember that poem? I'll look it up.... these things are good ice cream, cake, a ride on a Harley seeing monkeys in the trees the rain on my tongue and the sun shining on my face these things are a drag dust in my hair holes in my shoes no money in my pocket and the sun shining on my face. That makes me want to cry. :( So does sanding floors and basically everything else. On a happier note, I went to the dentist today for a cleaning and check-up. How screwed up I must be to consider that a happier note. Sigh.