Princess Annie's Blogdom of Peace

So while braving the troll-infested haloscan of a certain site, I suggested to the earth-hating, wannabe war protesters that maybe they should get off their cheeto-fattened asses and go to Iraq to protest the presence of American troops "over there." Sounds like a good idea, right? Put their money where their big stinky mouths are. But nope, they are more needed here, to like protest earth hour while wondering how many ways they wouldn't fuck Anne Coulter. Busy busy busy! So a bottom feeder troll pops up, and lo and behold they offer me a free trip to Iraq! Imagine that!!! Of course I accepted the offer, with the condition that the tickets are purchased through lawyers and that I get to take a side trip to Petra, which is on the way and a place I've wanted to see my whole life. Well, once the coward saw that I actually WANTED to go, of course he renegged and proved himself to be the typical liberal big fat liar. I hate liberals, they lie, they get kicked out of bars, ...

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes they're gone.

And to all those who will get fluffy pink crap and chocolate as gifts, maybe a nice dinner out and a movie on Thursday... I hate you too.

Call the roller of big cigars, The muscular one, and bid him whip In kitchen cups concupiscent curds. Let the wenches dawdle in such dress As they are used to wear, and let the boys Bring flowers in last month's newspapers. Let be be finale of seem. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream. Take from the dresser of deal, Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet On which she embroidered fantails once And spread it so as to cover her face. If her horny feet protrude, they come To show how cold she is, and dumb. Let the lamp affix its beam. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream. Wallace Stevens

I have a cool monitor though, right??? You two are SHOW OFFS!!!!!! I've written to Santa and told him that you both have ENOUGH and to send all of your presents to ME!!! So there!!!

Wow, this is awesome, isn't it?! Doesn't it look like an anime princess? Google Earth rocks!!

Total. Utter. Crap. 13th Warrior was better, and not just for all the hot guys in it, it was just better. I mean, this movie was total crap. I wanted to throw my nachos at the screen, but I didn't because some of them would have fallen on the rest of the innocent suckers who like me paid to see this AWFUL movie. I want my money back!!!!!!!!!! I was like, well at least someone is gonna chop off the Angelina Jolie monster's head eventually, right?? Right??????? LOL. My fault for thinking people in Hollywood had even read Beowolf. And as for the writers......stay on strike, who cares, you all SUCK.

This one I call Naz, because she races all the other kitties like she's a NASCAR star. She always has the saddest look on her face, though.

I used to watch 2ge+her all the time, Jerry of course was my favorite. He has a home improvement show now. Turns out he's hot AND he's handy.

I wish they could stay kittens forever.

Using a caulking gun is SUPER easy. And it's a magical substance, fills in cracks and all that and once it's painted it's invisible. I invented using a damp sponge to remove any unwanted mess and to make it pretty much unnoticeable. My mouldings look like they just grew there. :) And it was pretty much my first time using it!! But, I guess you aren't supposed to hold a caulking gun like a rifle, which is apparently what I did. I also guess you aren't supposed to hold it as tight as you can. Which I apparently did as well. This was about three days ago. I can still hardly move!! My nerve or something is pinched or whatever. It hurts so much, you shouldn't know. So yeah, a caulking gun defeated me. :( Also, I left it out so I can use it again when I don't hurt so much, and I stepped on the handle part this morning. It's out to get me! ;) I saw a preview for a movie about a girl like me. I don't remember what it's called, but she kept walking into p...

Playing with a piece of string. ;) Isn't she just gorgeous???

Pretty much sums me up. Also, I'm painting over wood. I suck.

There's no video, but a video would only take away from the greatest voice on earth. They did have the vid of the stupid soap opera that used the song, but I HATED that soap, stupid MEN, so I'm just posting this. Close your eyes and enjoy the goosebumps. Well, maybe not as many as you'd get from Yolanda, so here's Yolanda too. Try not to cry. :) Huh, the the best version won't let me embed it! Click it. :)