A Love Story? Sadly, No!
1. He's rampantly sexist.
2. His apartment smells like cheese feet.
3. He's unemployed.
4. He's unemployable.
5. They don't make enough IPA.
6. Women like men not boys.
7. Women like men with a sense of humor.
8. She only dates A-List bloggers.
9. Atrios knows more about baseball. He used to be a high school gym teacher, after all.
10. She doesn't want to boldly go where no woman has gone before.