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Off Center Hugeness

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I would probably get lost trying to find the elevator.

Maybe They Have Nice Stereos

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I mean, can you imagine? No offense to anyone who may live in a place like this, I'm sure it's very poetic.

A Blast From The Past

Falwell Dies, Liberals React With Love

Shoe made a video to show how sick liberals are. Be warned, the language used by liberals is filthy and disgusting and you might puke.

Fun With Fruit

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Even a pineapple looks good in Dolce and Gabbana. And it rhymes with banana!

Lawn Ness Monster

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Update, the snake seems to live here. It's driving the dog nuts.

Liberal Liberal Liberal....Liberal

Shoe's newest youtube. :)

INTRUDER!!!@@!#

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Who are you??? I dunno you, Orangecat! Look at me when I'm threatening you! I'll knock the plants over again! I'll attack the window again! Can't you hear my scary yowls?? I exist and I'll claw your eyes out! These are my humans, we don't need any more strays around here eating my food! Now SCAT!!!

Friday Pussy Blogging

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Awwwww.

What Rhymes With Bridget.....I Know!! Midget!!!

Spoiler: The midget's the baby's daddy.

A Love Story? Sadly, No!

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Top Ten Reasons Why Alyssa Milano Would Never Date Bradrocket: 1. He's rampantly sexist. 2. His apartment smells like cheese feet. 3. He's unemployed. 4. He's unemployable. 5. They don't make enough IPA. 6. Women like men not boys. 7. Women like men with a sense of humor. 8. She only dates A-List bloggers. 9. Atrios knows more about baseball. He used to be a high school gym teacher, after all. 10. She doesn't want to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

I Like Sparkly Things

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Because they're sparkly.

For My Kitty

Pretty Kitty

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My pretty kitty passed away today. She fought so hard, I truly am amazed, but she just couldn't fight anymore. She was a very sweet kitty, she loved Shoe the best, he was her favorite human in the world. She passed away beside him, and I think she was comforted by that. I don't know what else to say. I loved her very much.

It Followed Me Home

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This tiny kitten follwed me home and no one has claimed it. It was starving and so skinny and pathetic, what could I do?? Stupid cat. Now it thinks it lives here.

Pretty Flowers

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I could totally live in a greenhouse.

Suffer The Little Children

Here's something to make you cry, this 4 year old girl was given a fatal drug overdose by her parents to keep her quiet. "Rebecca — who had been diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity and bipolar disorder, or what used to be called manic depression — died Dec. 13 of an overdose of prescribed drugs, and her parents have been arrested on murder charges, accused of intentionally overmedicating their daughter to keep her quiet and out of their hair." What kind of SICK bastard prescribes behavior modifying drugs to a 4 YEAR OLD??? What kind of parent with a child asking for help acts like this???: "Williams told police that the night before she died, Rebecca was pale and seemed "out of it." At one point, the little girl knocked weakly on her parents' bedroom door and softly called for her mommy, but Michael Riley opened the door a crack and yelled at her to go back to her room, Williams said." These people should be boiled in oil. They should...

I Hate Blogger Beta

I really, really do. It sucks and it's just worse than what blogger used to be. Way worse. What a stupid thing to do. Google can bite me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAI!!!!!!!!!!!

Blah Blah Blah

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I'm bored. This guy has to be the biggest doofus ever. He sleeps in his clothes. True story.