Application To Date Me
1. Must have a job. And don't give me any bullshit about being laid off for the winter, or any crap about part-time whatever. Unless you're fishing crab, you should be working every day. Every. Fucking. Day. And no office jobs, you've got to have a job where you work with your hands and get all dirty. NO EXCEPTIONS. 2. Must have a car, and not a piece of shit, but a decent car. I don't care if it's fancy as long as it isn't embarassing. And it should always have gas in it, I will check the gauge. If it's always near empty, you're probably a looser. 3. Try to be at least 28 and no older than 39. I might go younger if you're like hot and mature and stuff, but I won't go older. 4. I like candy. 'Nuff said. Or it should be enough said. But it usually isn't. So just buy me some candy and don't make me tell you again. 5. Should know absolutely nothing about computers or the internet and shouldn't care. 6. Must be able to fix stuff witho...
