Hi, my name is Annie and I am a Christian. I love Jesus with all my heart, and I love all other Christians as myself.
Please feel free to join in the discussions and if you have any questions about Jesus or God or Christianity, don't hesitate to ask.
Well, maybe it's just me, but those look FAKE. Not to be mean or anything, it's just that breasts don't really act like that within the constraints of normal physics.
What's the matter Annie... God didn't give you good enough ones? I thought he had it all figured out???
He's supposedly married, but I don't think he's ever seen a boob before, real OR fake. He gets excited and can't handle himslef properly. Like how a dog will piss on the floor when you come home, it's not really his fault, he's just hyper.
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I'll take you on your word... Just giving your my initial impression. 132% it is... I'm feeling nice today. I still hate republicans though.
God, and here my first thought when you said you had better things to do was that you were actually gonna take our advice and finally get laid, Cliff. How disappointing.
Because of all the people I've encountered recently, you clearly need it the worst.
Annie: I just had a thought...when the chef discovers this pic, it's going to inspire him to new realms of creativity. This could become a very interesting weekend. ;)
You've hit yourself so many times you've gone blind.
How many beer bottles am I holding up?
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Well, Grimio and Succubus say you have a nice rack, but you're still an uptight Christian bitch and proper lady would not be showing her boobies like that.
Anyways, it got even more confusing when I tried to explain your relationship to Shoe and Steer, and how I am your boyfriend.
At first they were like, dammit, Xantar, why did we spend all afternoon trying to convince you that we love you, and a woman will love you and will be lucky to be your husband even if you aren't rich when you are hitting that.
Then they figured that this was all some elaborate put on that I am participating in because I stir shit up.
Why would your friends be discussing my rack? I know they're sinners but are they lesbians? I don't feel comfortable with lesbians discussing my fleshy parts. Please tell them to stop looking at my pictures and to REPENT.
I'd be your girlfriend, X, if I wasn't already in a relationship and you were rich and Christian.
You posted pictures of it, and they don't like you.
I know they're sinners but are they lesbians?
Hey, aren't we all sinners? I mean your god hates just about everyone and everything the human race has ever done.
And one can appreciate your curves without being a lesbian.
I don't feel comfortable with lesbians discussing my fleshy parts.
Too bad. I'm pretty sure I got hit on by a dude last nite. It's bad enough women don't flirt with me, but now dudes?
Please tell them to stop looking at my pictures and to REPENT.
Don't worry, if I find them on Grimio's hard drive, I'll make sure Succubus spanks him for you.
I'd be your girlfriend, X, if I wasn't already in a relationship and you were rich and Christian.
That's sweet, I would be a totally awesome boyfriend too.
Yeah and I would totally be in love if it weren't for the fact tht the last girl who said she would date me if only I was a Christian was a gold digging bitch.
I'll just stick to my ale and whores. Love ain't ever worth it.
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Happy HNT x
Happy HNT & New Years!
HHNT!
Happy HNT! :)
I love this picture and THEN you had to tell me you had NOTHING on under it and I love it even more.
HOT!
Happy HNT
Tc
What's the matter Annie... God didn't give you good enough ones? I thought he had it all figured out???
PigEffer really likes the spread legs!
When I make love to Shoe, they're in my armpits, where they belong!
;) Well not really in my armpits, but some comedienne said that once and I thought it was great.
(he seems rather tense).
HHNT and welcome to the madness
Because of all the people I've encountered recently, you clearly need it the worst.
Annie: I just had a thought...when the chef discovers this pic, it's going to inspire him to new realms of creativity. This could become a very interesting weekend. ;)
Excellent, relaxed, and in control. What a poised, passionate example of a true and wonderful Angel of the Lord.
Thank you Princess for providing an opportunity to post a Christian opinion.
hogwild
Blessings, hogwild. You are quickly becomming one of my favorite posters.
You are quite possibly the sexiest woman on Blogger.
Sorrt Trouble and Shoe.
How many beer bottles am I holding up?
Anyways, it got even more confusing when I tried to explain your relationship to Shoe and Steer, and how I am your boyfriend.
At first they were like, dammit, Xantar, why did we spend all afternoon trying to convince you that we love you, and a woman will love you and will be lucky to be your husband even if you aren't rich when you are hitting that.
Then they figured that this was all some elaborate put on that I am participating in because I stir shit up.
I'd be your girlfriend, X, if I wasn't already in a relationship and you were rich and Christian.
You posted pictures of it, and they don't like you.
I know they're sinners but are they lesbians?
Hey, aren't we all sinners? I mean your god hates just about everyone and everything the human race has ever done.
And one can appreciate your curves without being a lesbian.
I don't feel comfortable with lesbians discussing my fleshy parts.
Too bad. I'm pretty sure I got hit on by a dude last nite. It's bad enough women don't flirt with me, but now dudes?
Please tell them to stop looking at my pictures and to REPENT.
Don't worry, if I find them on Grimio's hard drive, I'll make sure Succubus spanks him for you.
I'd be your girlfriend, X, if I wasn't already in a relationship and you were rich and Christian.
That's sweet, I would be a totally awesome boyfriend too.
Yeah and I would totally be in love if it weren't for the fact tht the last girl who said she would date me if only I was a Christian was a gold digging bitch.
I'll just stick to my ale and whores. Love ain't ever worth it.
Sounds like someone here is insecure.
Getting your own girlfriend might make you a little more confident and secure, Barthi. I highly recommend it.
Gorgeous