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I Am So Cool

I've got a new computer. :) I can do things like this now. Without having to type in all the stupid codes. :) I have over 50 times the gigs I had. I'm rockin'. :) And it's all in a "liquid cooled" case that has beautiful blue lights all over it and inside it too. I sure didn't need all this junk, but, nyah nyah. :P

Beam Me Up, Scotty!

The beams are leveller! They're never going to be perfectly level, this house is 140 years old, but it's leveller!! They aren't finished yet but I can already see the difference. :) Praise Jesus!!! Newsflash: It's finished and ready for the plumber to come and do his thing. It's possible that I may have have a few drinks with the dude to celebrate, as a case of beer was part of the payment. Not that I drank beer, I drank Mott's Caesar thingies. They're goooooood and a full serving of vegetables!!!!!!!!!

Big Brother All-Stars

Last night during the HOH competition, Howie's buzzer malfunctioned. He was pretty mad about it and kept saying how it was bullshit. :) He calmed down when they brought in the surprise sheep though, they bonded almost instantly. :D So anyway, apparently they re-did the HOH comp and Janelle won. :) Hehehehe!!! Too bad for Erika, like anyone cares. Hopefully Janelle wins the coup d'etat thing too and gets rid of either Danielle or James. James wants to be a serious actor, I think. I bet his dream come true would be to be the next Luke Perry. :D Or even the next Jason Preistly. XD LOL!

Demon Kitty

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Look into the face of evil!!! One minute she's all cuddly and lovey-dovey, the next minute she's biting and digging in her claws and generally getting all freaked out. She also eats toads and grasshoppers and then pukes them up whole on the floor. That's just nasty.

Attention Pooflingers!!!!!!

Please read the thread below this one. I'm sorry that you have been involved in this insanity, I have no idea why this guy won't leave me alone.

BAD KITTY!

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Beauty!! She wanted to cuddle!! She started falling off my lap as she rolled and twisted around with the joy of being petted and she tried to save herself by digging her claws into me!!! Cats are evil.

Lite-Brite :)

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I got a Lite-Brite today, for free, in the box, with tons of paper and a margerine container full of pegs. :) It's just like being 6 again. :)

Is Hana Beach a Nude Beach?

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I totally forgot that it was HNT day today/morrow, and didn't have time to get creative. So, here's just a normal shot of me in a normal shirt. I'm not really naked, I know, but you can see my belly button. :D

Lake of Blood

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I took this picture through the lens of my sunglasses. I like it. It makes me remember that Israel can go fuck itself, but at least Jesus is coming back soon.

It's One Way To Cool Down!

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It's too hot to live, so I went to the lake to catch the breeze. This kid is insane. It's a pretty far drop and the waves weren't tiny. His lips were blue and he was shivering. But he was more than happy to jump for my camera. And he wasn't sweating to death. :)

I Found Money!!!!!@@!#!#!

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I live very close to a convenience store and people are always throwing their trash on my lawn. So a little while ago I was going to the store myself, grumbling about "those damn kids" and how I need to pick up the trash. Then I saw it, just lying there. Just like in the above dramatization, a one hundred dollar bill!!!!!!!! Can you believe it? Usually all I find are empty dime bags and candy wrappers!!! I'm rich! I could buy 100 things at the dollar store! Well, there would be tax, but I could still buy a ton of crap! I could buy a billion penny candies! A 100 pound box of something that costs a dollar a pound!!! WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!! Oh, what to do with my new found fortune?!! Be good, be bad, pay a bill, go to the Casino.....decisions decisions!!!

Tree Frog

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He thinks I won't be able to find him if he stays really, really still. Sometimes he's right. :)

Magic Rock Road

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I went for a walk today down the old tracks to the bridge. (I call it Magic Rock Road, because there are very pretty rocks there, and because I do things like that) I don't like the bridge, you can see the water through the ties and it discombobulates me. I start to get really dizzy and stuff, so I don't go out on it very far. But as I was walking back off the bridge, I glanced to the other side and was privileged to see this: My camera isn't the greatest, but I think you should be able to see the nest. Cool isn't it?? :)

Silly Kitty

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I think my cat is crazy!

Name that Tree

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This very big, very beautiful tree is in my yard. I have no idea what it is. It gets tons of hard little green balls that fall all over the place. Anyone have any idea what kind of tree this is?

Cuddles

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Happy HNT ! With a pillow like this who needs a man??? ;)

Vestigal Penises

You know what I heard? I heard that Teresa Neilsen Hayden has one! It's what I heard. I heard she has big bulging muscles too, but like they're on her back and stuff. Sort of like humps. That's what they're saying, anyway. I don't know if it's true, and it's probably not, but doesn't the thought just make you want to puke on your shoes???? Why wouldn't she get it removed??? Take hormones, something. The ewwww factor on drippy, half-erect vestigal penises is like astronomical....string theory astronomical, all ten dimentions puking at once kinda deal!!!! Gross me out!!!

Mail Bag

Dear Annie, Ever since my Husband left us, I've felt abandoned by love. I seem to exist on two levels, the level that society sees me as, a good mother and loving person, and the level on which I see myself, unwanted, unloved and a failure. I feel such an emptiness inside, an aching emtiness that nothing can fill, not my children, not my friends, not anything. I really don't know who I am anymore. Lately at night I've started going for drives after the kids are in bed. I drive along the hiway for miles, stopping in each town for fast food. I live in fear each day that I'm going to do it again, and I promise myself I won't. But after the kids are asleep, the house seems so empty, and I don't know what to do with myself except cry. I pace the rooms, I look in the closets for what, I don't know. Eventually I grab the keys as if it's not me doing it, as if I'm watching myself from across the room, and I get in the car and drive. Sometimes I thin...

Moonbird

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Know Any Good Jokes?

I don't have a good memory for jokes. About the only one I can ever remember is: What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. :) I like that joke, I heard it on Bizzare, years ago. Now that was a silly show, Super Dave, LOL! Anyone know any good jokes? And try to keep them clean. I'm looking at you Woods. And you Shai. And Jex. Oh....well, just make sure they're funny! ;P