Princess Annie's Blogdom of Peace

Best. Soap Opera. Ever. When Appalonia's mother poisoned her and then herself.....I stood and applauded. It beats out Maria Isabelle as my all time fave.

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It's snowing outside. It's so beautiful, a nice gentle snowfall, the trees all blanketed and the lawn all white. It makes me feel safe, looking out the window into the snow. My house is warm and I've just finished cleaning and have nothing to do right now. I'll start getting dinner in a little while, but sometimes it's nice to have time where you don't have to do anything except sit and look out the window.

It's true, she had anal sex with some fat guy with bad hair who lives in his parent's basement and used old laundry boxes as paper on which to write epic odes to how best Shelly is so he could fuck her in her ass. He told me all about it, he said she made little piggy grunt sounds and it was so distracting that he lost his erection while she was cumming and making a noise like a cat caught in a screen door and her anus cramped at the loss of orgasm and clamped down on his penis so hard that an ambulance had to be called to take them to the vet to extract his dinky from her chocolate hoo-hoo. The police decided not to press beastility charges against the fat bad haired guy as it was evident that Shelly wanted it as she kept begging the vet to stick his penis in her vagina to both try and wiggle fat guy's dick from her ass and scratch her yeasty itch at the same time. But sadly, Shelly doesn't love the fat guy anymore. Now she's in love with me, LOL! Ah, teenagers...

For Muslims worldwide to be burning and smashing and calling for people's deaths? I mean Islam is such a peaceful religion, what is up with these one sided newscasts? Think about it, who benefits from making Islam look so barbaric and backward that pretty much the entire global Muslim community would be so hot to smash shit that they would take offense over a bunch of ugly cartoons that were intended to do just that? The Dutch? I mean no one even knew where Denmark was until they started all this crap. Even Norway is getting press now, I mean shooting into crowds after deliberatley inflaming a situation that was stupid from the first place only calms things down! Don't shoot into crowds, you Finnish bastards, DROP BIG BOMBS ON ANY PROTEST GATHERINGS. And draw pictures of Muhammed on the bombs. YEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWWW!!!! What the hell is going on in the world, when protests are staged by ex-Muslim expats to make it look like real Muslims are burning down embassies? Everyon...

Hey everyone! I've been pretty busy lately, but I decided I needed to get naked, and who better to share my nakedness with then all my wonderful friends at HNT? So above is me sprawled across my bed, totally naked but of course I cropped the picture. Happy HNT all!!!

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday , darlinks!

I'm the man in the box Buried in my shit Won't you come and save me, save me CHORUS Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut I'm the dog who gets beat Shove my nose in shit Won't you come and save me, save me CHORUS Alice In Chains, Man In The Box

Carslemane or whatever he's called asked me to post pics of what my fridge looks like right now. How can I resist that???? This is my kitchen fridge. This is the outside of my beer fridge. I painted and decorated it myself. ;)

I just ate a Big Mac and I don't care! It's over and there's nothing I can do about it now. It was delicious too. I regret nothing. I know it was wrong, but it felt so right. I might eat another one, someday, who knows, I'm crazy and impulsive like that! ;)

What the fuck is wrong with women? Why is it that if they choose to piss on Christ and take a job away from a God fearing man, they get all fucked and shit and start bitching aout those of us who work in the home? My house is wonderful. It's large and welcoming, full of color and life. My house is always spotless. My fridge is always stocked. The bills are paid on time and dinner is on the table every night 6:00. And it's a hot dinner, a healthy dinner, a dinner that feeds the body and the soul. I do everything around here, and I love it. It's work. But it's in the home and for jealous sinners it's too much to take. I'm sorry that women need to work these days. You have no one to blame but the feminazis, fuck those ugly bitches!! They are the ones who put the bullshit in your head that you're not "living" or something if you don't have some shitty job in a cubicle where they force you to conform to their shit all day. I'd rather be free, th...

This is a crop from a picture of me tanning on a deserted beach on the Maya Riviera. Happy HNT!

Islam means submission. DUH! On Atrios there is a thread that is about some guy who called Atrios biased. I've just been banned from Atrios again, while on that thread posting along with Atrios, although he didn't have the balls to speak to me from his biased little mouth. Here is the conversation: You must admit this site is biased. Especially in this haloscan, I've been called a cunt, never once responded in kind and all this because of my opinions. Opinions do not deserve the hate I've been shown here as I've never been hateful to anyone here.I agree with the guy who said it's like Weekend with Bernie here. annieangel Homepage 01.03.06 - 8:39 pm # annieangel you also called everyone here "traitors' and said islam preaches killing olexicon, arbitrary carp 01.03.06 - 8:40 pm # I said the Koran says to kill the unbeliver, no one could say it didn't.The rest you assumed through your bias. annieangel Homepage 01.03.06 - 8:41 pm # The rest you assu...

Did anyone hear about that kid from Florida who decided he was going to take off to Iraq to study "immersion journalism'? Supposedly this 16 year old brat buys a ticket to Kuwait with part of some money he received from his mother as a thank-you for a stock tip he gave her. A ten thousand dollar thank-you, by the way. So this kid from a private school who has studied immersion journalism and is obviously pretty freaking smart if he plays the market at 16, takes off without telling anyone in his family and actualy makes it to Kuwait on his own. From there he goes to Lebanon, and then to Baghdad. Now he called his family from Kuwait who told him to go to Lebanon as far as I can tell. So he must have known he was in trouble by then, before he went to Lebanon even. So this little asshole has everyone looking for him and his family all upset, I mean he fucked off to IRAQ! He decided to act as if he had no clue what the fuss was, blah blah blah. Little bastard!!! He's suddenly s...

Ugh. I'll just echo steerpikepie and say, at least it's over, I hope you all had a good time, I'm sure I did. ;)

I didn't have time to get artistic or figure a way to hide my face from you trolls, but here's a shot of me ready to go out tonight. Have fun all, don't you LOVE my shoes? They're killing me already! :)

It's New Year's Eve again, WHOOPEE! Actually, more like *woot*, this year. I can't seem to get excited about it. It's become nothing more than a money grab and propaganda fest for the alcohol producers, ie giant corporations. And the trickle down to hairdressers and the like, not to mention taxi companies and calendar makers. Everyone has commercials with their silly sales, buy your car now and save!!! It takes away from the meaning of New Year's Eve/Day, the arbitrary split second we as a society have chosen on which to end and start our year. New Years is just so commercial these days. Everyone gets dressed up really nice and goes out to get roaring drunk, grabbing and kissing complete strangers as the clock strikes midnight. It's like some kind of drunken pagan orgy of booze and bad breath, gross old men taking their only chance of the year to kiss pretty girls, wet lips puckered and glistening with old man spit.....yuck!!! And they always try to do a full fr...

Patriotboy/JesusGeneral is now the Bash Annie Angel and Shoelimpy Board! God, they just can't stop talking about us!! Oh my! Someone needs a life!!! A whole bunch of someones, it seems!

Women hate me because I'm beautiful. Well not all women, other beautiful women like Trouble don't hate me. Of course, being beautiful herself, she has no reason to hate me, we're like sisters. But there are groups of bitter old skanks out there who band together in their ugliness to hate me. They troll and snarl and foam at the mouth, they create sockpuppets, they whine they demand my attention and when they get it they cry. Hmmm. Interesting, I guess. I feel sorry for them in a way, being so unpretty and unfunny and fat. Yes fat, just like you, you know who you are! ;) Ah hell, don't get sore, you don't mind it, and you know you're fat, blah blah blah. :D But I'm not really talking about you right now, I'm talking about cluster troll fan girls. They just can't get enough of me and when I don't come to play with them they go loca. Totally. What's that? LOL! Maybe they hate me because men don't? I think so too. :D

I've been banned from yet another site. No real reason, and the idiot who banned me thinks that your IP equals your nationality. I guess he has a really shitty job. :) I feel for his wife, I really do, although he probably has a "partner" not a wife. I feel for him, in that case. Also, apparently I'm an asshole for this post.... I mean, I have a complaint. I came on this site ready to fight demons beside the righteous, was welcomed and then suddenly, I was turned on.My behavior has remained constant. I would like an open explanation from the General, who actually welcomed me here. annieangel 12.29.05 - 10:18 pm Crazy shit, folks. Unfunny idiots who can't parody to save their lives selling ad space for Jesus. They banned Shoe for parodying them. ;) He was really funny. I should make a web site and sell adspace. :) edit: now they're talking about me behind my back, they're so brave! edit again for the memories, stinky stood up for Jesus at first! : Mr Macdo...