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Tucker Carlson is Still a Jerk

I'm guessing it's a permanent condition.

Rest in Peace

I don't know what to say.

Official Proclamation

The Kingdom of Peace, as Ruled by the Princess Annie Angel, wishes to announce our support of Donald J. Trump for President of the United States of America. -press conference to follow

US!! US!! US!! US!!

Jesus is voting for Trump. And YES Jesus votes, he votes every time a good honest person casts a vote against evil. And Hillary is evil. She is at least 3/4 lizard hybrid and I mean, she can barely hold her skin-shape for more than an hour these days before she starts to get all lumpy and melted looking. Her Husband, Bill "Bardolph" Clinton is simply stated a re-animated corpse obviously controlled by a monkey paw. Don't you think Jesus knows these things? Of course He does, He knows all. He sees all. Satan has sent his minions out against Trump, destroying the peace at his speeches, beating up his supporters and burning the God Blessed American Flag. But having JESUS in their hearts, the Trump supporters do not raise a hand, no they do not raise a finger to those who persecute them, they turn the other cheek and still are called to take the blame by the Mammon controlled media which infects our society with division and hate like a spreading STD of intolera...

Whatever Happened to Pinko Punko?

An Ode To Pinko Carrots!! Falling from the sky i catch one and laugh Dry Ice I Scream!! Keep the Carrot cold on the front seat In the back seat, the emu Chuckles it wasn't very funny

Happy New Year

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This is a sure example that the end times are upon us. REPENT.

This is what liberalism has brought to the world. And the world weeps.

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Dear Occupy People

It's getting cold outside, these park things are stupid anyway, no one will even notice you if you stay, they will be huddled and bundled up and only caring about not freezing to death as they try to make it back and forth from WORK. Hmmm. Anyway... I have a better idea. I'm FULL of great ideas. All of you buy cheap hundred dollar cars, don't register them, and drive them in a caravan to any city centre and just turn them off, forming gridlock. Live in the cars. Toss the keys in the sewers. Let's see them clean up THAT mess. Every city, all at the same time. That would be pretty awesome. Actually, only block one side of the street, that way the city will be forced to CLOSE the other side for emergency vehicles, fire turcks, ambulances, that kinda thing.

Hello

It's been a while since I posted on here. I really have nothing to say to you people I guess. I see the state of sin in this world, and it doesn't effect me the way it used to. It used to upset me. It used to make me feel sad. But not anymore, if you filthy sinning pigs want to live a life that makes baby Jesus want to shoot you in the face, well, that is YOUR choice. It's not my problem. Jesus loves me, so I'm all good. Also, the whole Libya thing.

Evil Boy Loves You

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It's A No-No, And You Like it

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Words Of Wisdom.

First you disturbed his rest and then you stole his soul with the camera. You are so screwed. -Fish (i have no idea how to put this in the sidebar, or I would. best post ever.)

This is the coolest song ever. Word to your mother.

Don't Offend Muslims

Or they might kill us all. I hope this post didn't offend anyone. Discussion on the subject is closed as it may offend someone. No offense intended. Not even a good defense will be allowed as it may be construed as an offense and the resulting dialogue could lead to war. Peace.

Terrorist Idol

So this "alleged" terrorist likes hockey. And he moonwalks. Ummm. I really have no comment.

Dog fish???

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These are washing up dead all over Lake Erie beaches. Any clue what they are? Ok, so according to the big brains over at 3bulls , it's a salamander. Apparently Lake Erie has botulism and that's what's killing them. Um, ewwww? I'm so glad I don't swim in it. The poor little mud puppies don't have much of a choice I guess. :(

Oh Ye-ah

The End Is Near!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you feel it? Did you feel the earth shake and quake? It's a sign, oh praise Jesus, it's a sign that the day is coming, and it's coming soon, when EVERY knee shall bend unto the Lord, even YOURS!!!!!! Oh Blessed Day, thy Kingdom come, Lord, the Kingdom of Heaven on earth! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

BUSH IN BED WITH BP

When is America going to wake up to the fact that the oil companies are the true government, even when they aren't American oil companies?? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that Bush, and by extension all rich white men, are to blame here. Bush is probably eating lobster right now from a non-oil contaminated ocean, not doing a damn thing to make BP shut down the well, just picking his nose or chopping something down on his ranch, maybe riding his bike while the worst environmental disaster in the history of the world is happening right now ON HIS WATCH!!!!$^%1! And where's Cheney? Off shooting someone in the face? Resting comfortably in his coffin until sunset when he'll rise and start sucking off the lower classes until he's as plump and bloated as a dead fish floating on the Gulf??? HE WILL BURN!!! I'm LIVID over this whole thing. LIVID. Little red spots are breaking out all over my body as I think of all the birds, all the fish, all the shrimp, all t...

Love This Song

This song reminds me of my sweetie.